Self-indulgent tale where Zack's story is a poorly done homage of the plot of the original game with all the important elements filed off. Jenova and Sephiroth are replaced by Sephiroth's Hot Topic incarnation and a bad poetry spewing, Sephiroth wannabe who happens to be Gackt. Character assassinations, 500 samey missions, and you get to watch Zack beat up Dagon worshipers with an umbrella while playing pachinko. Also, spoiler, Zack dies in the end and nothing that happens in this game matters in the original anyway.