aggressive lesbianism turned the world into the logo

it doesn't matter anyway because the sequel just undoes everything


EDIT: yeah there was this one tumblr post that really did a great job summarizing these games:

Quote Originally Posted by finalfantasythings
FFXIII

Serah and Snow: Let’s get married!
Lightning: No
Serah: *crystallizes*
Vanille: *compulsive lying*
Fang: *aggressive lesbianing*
Hope: *teen angst*
Sazh: *side-eye emoji*
Barthandelus: You will destroy the world
Lightning: No
Fang and Vanille: *saves world with aggressive lesbianing*
*Leona Lewis starts playing*

FFXIII-2

Serah: Lightning where u at
World: she dead
Caius: Fight me
Lighting: smurf you
Noel: Let’s save the timeline!
Noel: *breaks the timeline*
Yeul: *dies*
Caius: *dies*
Lightning: *dies*
Serah: *dies*
Noel: Haha smurf