Coca-Cola because their decades of incessant marketing have indoctrinated me into their cult so much that if i were to grab one of those drinks without putting much thought into it i would most likely grab the coke*

every year their christmas advert gets into my head and wont get out

"holidays are comin', holidays are comin', holidays are comin'" will probably be the last thing that goes through my head if i die in december and so i avoid taking risks in this part of the year


i hate this


i hate this world we have created


how could you buy into this pepsi vs coke marketing trap and repeat it on these dying video game forums. how could you do this to me



*if i put more thought into it i would grab the pepsi to spite the coke - but the real loser would be me for getting myself into this ridiculous situation where aulayna is forcing me to choose between sodas



na na na na na la la la la la, 'tis the season its always the real thing