Reminds me of some country songs where they slant their rhymes or bend words into rhythm in unnatural ways. At least it's excusable here. I think a re-imagining of the lyrics would be nice, but I don't feel offended by them. There's a lot of things about 8 that grate my nerves, this song never bothered me. In fact I never really noticed, but it's probably because I could tell the song was Japanese to start. At least it's better than Google translate