This is more fun as a guessing game. Guess the member:

This member joined in 1999 when he was 12 or possibly 2 and a half years old. He's somewhere between 30 and 65 years old today. He last posted in 2019 though that is hard to tell since most active members have him on their ignore list. Over the years, he had a strange obsession with one of the female admins that thankfully settled out of court. He is formally known as Rudy Toppeldauer McLarentwitz.