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    i heard u can see dongs in cyberpunk new game. i cant afford it to check, but its what ppl say, so theres a headsup. are there a lot of games with dongs in. is this a new theme in gaming? i remember trying to find lara croft nude cheats and now u can just buy a game with nudity already in it. let me know if there are other games with dicks in. and also what you think about nudity in games (i think its funny)

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    I was fist fighting a boss in Cyberpunk 2077 today. I was doing pretty well, landed a few good hits on him and felt confident. He'd got a couple of digs in on me too, but I was okay, I'd dodged most of it. Anyway he suddenly did this judo trip to me, sending me sprawling. Then the camera went into cutscene mode and he crouched down and slowly brushed his flaccid cybergenitalia across my cheek. I was given a prompt "IS THIS THE FUTURE YOU WANT? X YES O NO" everytime I selected no he just brushed it across again, so eventually I said yes and he got up, bowed deeply and left. I understand the hype now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic View Post
    I was fist fighting a boss in Cyberpunk 2077 today. I was doing pretty well, landed a few good hits on him and felt confident. He'd got a couple of digs in on me too, but I was okay, I'd dodged most of it. Anyway he suddenly did this judo trip to me, sending me sprawling. Then the camera went into cutscene mode and he crouched down and slowly brushed his flaccid cybergenitalia across my cheek. I was given a prompt "IS THIS THE FUTURE YOU WANT? X YES O NO" everytime I selected no he just brushed it across again, so eventually I said yes and he got up, bowed deeply and left. I understand the hype now.
    hahaha cool. going to play this

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    I'd like to give a shoutout to the short kings who complained because "there wasn't an option small enough" to be realistic for them.

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    Conan Exiles is pretty well known for it. Pretty good game otherwise

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    I don't have the game myself, but that has not stopped me from seeing a reasonable amount of dong. Complaints have been lodged about the lack of vulva options in comparison to dong options.

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    i was hoping for some progressive stuff but it turns out dongs are kk but ladyparts are still not allowed in games?????????? not cool at all

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shlup View Post
    I don't have the game myself, but that has not stopped me from seeing a reasonable amount of dong. Complaints have been lodged about the lack of vulva options in comparison to dong options.
    Your dong options are cut and uncut. Not exactly a cornucopia of dong

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    Cornucopia of dong.

    I don't have anything to add or contribute, I just felt like that term needed repeating.

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    u can see dongs irl too but it's frowned upon when doing street samurai jobs FOR SOME REASON

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    Quote Originally Posted by krissy View Post
    u can see dongs irl too but it's frowned upon when doing street samurai jobs FOR SOME REASON
    Not once I am president. Normalizing this will be my one platform.

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    as a single issue voter, you have my backing

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