of common decency by some margin, and also had somehow contrived to make himself
come across as a bigger tit than anything anyone else had said all evening.
His misery was further compounded due to the rest of us breaking down in fits of
mocking hysterics and outrage at his crass comeback. He never was allowed to have
his moment that day, and instead carved a lifelong monument in our minds of his own
grim buffoonery. The poor little dear. You almost feel sorry for him, until
you remember that his best comeback after a night of being roasted was
"YER MUM WAS SAVED BY A T-REX!!...as yer dad molested you". Then you realise
he bloody deserved it, the colossal balding tubby bell end!
Love you Steve :aimkiss:
I also forgot to say, the thing that made this even funnier when it happened was
that I wasn't exaggerating about the silently raging part, he had literally not said
a word for about half an hour before suddenly going for glory with his perverse
attempt at a withering putdown. None of us were prepared for it.
Hahahaha oh lord. Thank you, DK, that was beautiful.
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