his love for Jurassic Park because of the characters being saved by the T-rex.
That was when lightning struck Steve, and he saw his chance for revenge
and he grabbed it with both hands by screaming at the top of his voice
"YER MUM WAS SAVED BY A T-REX!!". There was palpable glee in his voice as well
This, however, was followed by a pause that may only have been 1 or 2 seconds but
felt like a lifetime as the three of us were stunned into silence by this nonsensical
retort, and the sudden tangible dawning on Steve that his mighty comeback burn was
actually kind of lame. So, Steve being Steve, he did the most Steve thing ever while
trying to salvage his only opportunity for vengance by quickly adding this ending to
his now legendary roast. In a meek, tentative, timid but hopeful voice he squeaked
"...while yer dad molested you." Now
the thought process was pretty clear. Steve had realised his folly in his first salvo
and had been desperate to add something in that would hurt Arthur the way
Steve himself had been wounded that evening. But as you can see, in his desperation
for satisfaction, he'd managed to come out with something that both crossed the lines
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