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    Default Duel of the Fates II. Rematch of the Century

    I went back to the ground floor to buy some gears and is payback time!



    I changing Psychotic to go full physical on her! I dun care if she counters them. My playstyle is full brute overbearing physical violence when I am pissed!



    The bitch is almost down!!

    She may use "Christmas Carol" (Party Wide Heavy Attack) at the next turn and Fynn can only heal one person at the moment. Judging from our HP, only the healed person can survive.

    Nut just used his limit break (thank you my dear) and Pumpkin's limit is useless against her. Bubba and Fynn are both support.

    So the only logical answer is to heal Paul.



    God, she really used Christmas Carol.



    Seriously, smurf man. History repeats itself! XD

    I reckon Psychotic and me are like the Batman & Joker, Yoda & Palpatine, Baldy & Bitch.



    DUEL OF THE FATES PART 2!!! WILL PAUL GET HIS HONOR AS LAST OF THE ADMINS BACK OR WILL CHRISTMAS TRIUMPH AGAIN?? I DUN WANNA DO THIS FOR THE 3rd TIME!!! GO LAST OF THE ADMINS!!!! GOOGOGOGOGOGOG!!!!!

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    PAUL IS OFFICIALLY MY FAV PERSON HERE!!!! BUBBA WOULD NEED TO STEP ASIDE NOW!!! HOLY HELL!!1 THREE CHEERS FOR THE LAST OF THE ADMIN!!! IT IS ALSO MY FAV ATTACK NOW!!!!

    I was so excited that I overwrote the pic when Paul was performing that magnificent finishing blow.



    I have this feeling every single moment of my life. Especially when I am hungry.



    I am flattered but I was not here most of the time when these happened. Now I feel bad.



    Oh god, I think I am guilty of this too. SO IS EVERYONE!!! GO IMPREGNATE A HEN OR SOMETHING AND REPOPULATE THIS PLACE!



    Then I reverted to my crazy self and stormed back to my house. Dun think I am gonna farm her for gold anytime. She is one murderous icy crazy bitch. XD



    Wow, so there is a link and explanation to all these madness. Nice one on the lore!



    As my official hero, Baldy can said whatever he wants and Bubba just has to suck it up.



    Does he turns back into a parasitic stormtrooper if someone kisses him?



    Ah crap, now I lives NANNY MANUS like happily ever after or something. The only bad thing about the whole situation is I dun get to fight and kill him. Shame man. REAL SHAME!

    Either way, Little Bubba and his friends pwned Christmas and moved on to the next level leaving behind NANNY MANUS to freeze in the cold! DIE MANUS.

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    Love a good Death of a Fansite let's play.

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    Wow, it is an original music!? Created by you? I really love it when I first heard it. It is really cute and festive. You are so talented!

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    Default Battle at the Big Bridge - Our Pimp and his Sailormoon!

    Little Bubba and friends are greeted by a familiar music from FFV! Battle at the Big Bridge! This would mean an epic showdown awaits!! RAWR!!! MY BODY IS READY!



    Ok, that head in the sky looks uncannily familiar.



    Omg, didn't I left him dead at the toilet with an icicle stuck in his ass?



    Not even in my top ten list, bud.



    Not only handsome but nice too. Bubba is just too perfect. We should make him the official idol of EoFF.



    Even Raistlin can score with a girl. Those that had an unholy union with your left and right hands should be ashamed!



    So we have a Shlupquack sailormoon crossover people!



    I lol-ed. Like I said, not even in my top ten list.



    Fynn is so savage! Funny thing is that he has does 0 damage thus far thru the whole game. XD



    This reminds me how infuriating Raistlin was when he goes ranting about everything.



    I did not notice it in the first fight, but wtf is Raistlin wearing?

    Hahaha, Shlup uses bad breath. This is so hilarious. A perfect match with Raistlin.



    Same tactics as Wolf Kanno! Divide and Conquer! Now go to sleep, baby Raistlin! We will rip your Sailormoon girlfriend apart first!



    Shlup just showed us how bad her breath is. But no fear as I have Fynn!!! Fynn, I choose you!!



    Nut will be giving Shlup a one way ticket to the moon with his limit break.



    I think they got married halfway during the fight without me noticing! Raistlin you sneaky little man!



    Pumpkin will be renewing those icicles to be stuck to your ass.



    Who else to deliver the finishing blow but our local Baldy? They go wayyyyyyy back!




    LAST OF THE ADMINS, BASTARD!! NOW YOU GOT HOLY SPEARS ADDED TO THE ICICLE PACKAGE UP YOUR ASS!!



    Barely break a sweat. Like I said, not even in the top ten, kid.



    You lost the moment you decided to face me, oldie/oldbie. Now you bow down to big Mama and lick my boots.



    Turned out Sailormoon Shlup here is a sex bot. Someone need to reprogram it to PG13 man.



    Ok, even for me, I draw the line somewhere. We are done here people. Best Couple Award goes to Shlup and Raistlin. No questions asked.

    And Little Bubba and his friends continue their journey making Raistlin and Sailormoon Shlup nothing but a fleeting memory that needs to be washed throughly with soap.

    MVP of the match is Bubba! Sleep magic FTW!!

    Christmas' Boss Ranking in Terms of Difficulty thus far:

    1) Christmas (I really have no advice. Good luck to you when she hits 50% HP. I fear Christmas Carol)
    2) Sephex (Remember to have Dispel and pwn his jerk crystal fast!!)
    3) Raistlin and Shlup (Cast Sleep, Divide and Conquer does the job!)
    4) Raistlin (Ice, Ice baby. Lots of Ice up his ass)
    5) Wolf Kanno (Cast Confuse and his puppies will start buffing you)
    6) theundeadhero (Fake Pope, tutorial boss and cannon fodder.)
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    Raistlin is wearing a bikini because of the Swimsuit Round of Eyes on's Next Cid's Knight. He created his own bikini and posted photos. It was... a thing. I can't see him in any other item of clothing now.

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    Did he have the pimp cane too?
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    Before we proceed, let's do a bit of reorganizing and try other characters! Psychotic, Nut and Pumpkin will warm the bench! Freya, Shauna and Fox are up!! Of course, Bubba and Fynn remains!



    This will be the new setup at least for now! Onwards my Little Bubba and buddies!!! Crush and obliterate all who stand in our way!!



    So we reached a town that smells like Fox. Not sure how he smells like but should be nice. I smelled a fox once and proceed to eat it.



    We are greeted by TSoL! Another FF gamer like Kanno if memory serves! Where is he now!?



    Sliding down to your merry hole this Christmas! (What Rye would say)! I miss Rye.



    Wow. Dun think I ever interacted with her in the forums! Which is rare!



    Aahhh!! Vyk!! Good old Vyk! Memories, memories.



    Dear Salty Daddy is here peddling shards!!! Nice Afro. Wonder if a chocobo lives in it too!?



    Another familiar name. He never responds to a single of my usernotes though.



    Shauna is jealous.



    Oh Levian. We started one of the first "Let's play" on the internet back in 2005.



    She joined in 2016! Dun think we ever met! What a shame! She seems cool.



    Is that a Nazi or a North Korea uniform? Either way, another cool dude I have fond memories of.



    AT LEAST WE DUN EXPOSE OUR NIPPLES TO THE COLD!



    The usernotes between she and I are a bit awkward. haha.



    Is that a crossover character from Naruto and Bleach?



    He was called Mr Shauna once, is it? I think so.



    I am starting to see a pattern here. Are these people from the chat room/discord or something?




    I got a feeling Jiro would be tough and decided to gear up! Guess what I found!! My own weapon and Psychotic's dedicated chainsaw!



    So we encountered Jiro. No surprise he is a handsome young lad. Bubba may need step aside as Idol soon. Yum Yum.



    YOU ARE A MISTAKE!

    Insert some fat mama jokes here!



    Fynn makes so much sense which he is why he got a perm slot in the party. I love ya, Fynn.



    I would stay if you join my reverse harem.



    Of course not!! Even if you are hawt, I got a mission to complete! Besides, you are dressed like a banana! I dun like bananas!



    Still the official EoFF Idol.



    BOSS FIGHT!! I AM READY!!!! BRING IT ON, BABY. BIG MAMA HAS A LOT OF FATS TO DROWN YOU WITH!



    Holy trout. He is like a knight in shiny armor now that his sprite is enlarged (despite the banana cape). Best looking character goes to Jiro!



    Things are going well! Protect and shell. We got him down to 50% pretty fast. What can I say? Big Mama is getting good at this! Now prepare to bend down and worship your god.



    The 35% HP phase! I read this time! All my limit breaks are ready to smash that hawt face of yours.



    Well, he took Fynn down with one hit. It's ok. Fynn is no stranger in kissing the ground. He kissed it multiple times during the fight with me.



    EoFF's official Idol Limit Break!!! Overpowered Buff to all!!! Go muscle Jiro to death, people!



    I am counting on you, Freya! One of the last Cid's Knights! Go poke some holes into him! Like lot of holes!! Not those holes that Rye likes though.



    In case you are wondering, this strike did 42K damage. Freya pwns, man. Befitting of a Cid's knight!



    Who else to finish Jiro off but the other last of the Cid's knights? Dual Sassy Girlz Powerz Cid's Knight!



    Feel the ancestral wrath of the Scotts!!



    Nothing stands in our way when you have 2 pretty Cid's Knights with us. F & S!!!!



    Whatever loser. Now go clear the junk at the corner and make way for big mama. You may kiss the ground that I walked.





    Huh, BoB is dead? Must be something that I missed. I dun like to read too much stuff. lol. Who cares. He is dead to me ten years ago or maybe longer.



    Then what do you need? A teletubbies porn site? The smurf is wrong with you?



    Ya, it is pretty dead now. But I am still around so that still count as something plus the numerous creepy lurkers. Oh well, another routine victory for Little Bubba and his friends. The Cid's Knights Duo sure rox like its 1999.



    Special dedication to Quin and Leonhart. Little Idol Bubba likes to wear manly stuff from manly men.

    So off they go to the next level and hopefully, it can be of some challenge!

    My party pwnz ass, and sometimes the poo that come out from the ass as well.

    Christmas' Boss Ranking in Terms of Difficulty thus far:

    1) Christmas (I really have no advice. Good luck to you when she hits 50% HP. I fear Christmas Carol)
    2) Jiro (HAVE YOUR LIMIT BREAKS READY BY 35% HP!!)
    3) Sephex (Remember to have Dispel and pwn his jerk crystal fast!!)
    4) Raistlin and Shlup (Cast Sleep, Divide and Conquer does the job!)
    5) Raistlin (Ice, Ice baby. Lots of Ice up his ass)
    6) Wolf Kanno (Cast Confuse and his puppies will start buffing you)
    7) theundeadhero (Fake Pope, tutorial boss and cannon fodder.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Christmas View Post
    Ominous warning, given that it is my 35th birthday on Saturday.

    Also as for who is in the game, I think I just pulled off a list of the top 100 posters or so from that year so active people would be in the game, and then sprinkled in a few old favourites.

    Also also, if you want to see Rye, remember she left EoFF. So you gotta too...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Christmas View Post


    Special dedication to Quin and Leonhart. Little Idol Bubba likes to wear manly stuff from manly men.


    I accept this award on behalf of helmet aficionados everywhere. Thank you.

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    Default Lunatic Frog Witches VS Queen Bitch!

    We moved on to the next area and was greeted by an omnious smell.



    Yes, BoB really smells bad. I can even smell him through the internet when he isn't logged in.



    A dick?



    We found Shaibana hopping around. Guess they took more than the door.



    I trust no one. BTW, you and Shaibana should totally mate and make tadpoles.



    Hey, it is dear old Aulayna! Never aged a day, girl!



    I think Night Fury used to be called something else though. Can't remember.



    Oh my dear Tifa's Boobies. Why have you turned into Jinx?



    So they are witches! Like the really bad ones that turn people into frogs! Good ones turn people in cockroaches!



    Little Bubba is so charming. He will have the girls in his pants soon enough.



    And Shauna does not agree to be turned into frog! She got taste! Cockroaches are better!



    WTF is wrong with you, Fox? We kill anything that moves around here given the chance. No such thing as teaming up. I even killed myself earlier!



    Jinx sounds pretty deranged. That is my girl.



    Do Quina or Resha resides here too? Sound like the perfect place for them!



    Consistent with her previous thinking! She has earned my official seal of insanity.



    Oh my dear, you have not witness how big mama punishes lunatic frog witches. You would be surprised how bad I smell across the galaxy and beyond.



    So we are up against the lunatic trio of bitches! They will face the Queen Bitch!



    The irony that Fynn is using Aulayna's staff.



    Bubba charmed them to sleep with his fancy lies and deception.



    FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THE GAME, FYNN DID SOME DAMAGE! AND QUITE A BIT!! THREE CHEERS FOR OUR POTENTIAL MVP, FYNN!!!



    AND HE FINISHED NIGHT FURY OFF!!! WHAT A MAN!!! MANLY MANLY MAN!!!



    Oh ya, I swapped Psychotic with Fox cuz the latter tried to recruit the trio!! No frog witches in my team!!!
    PS: LAST OF THE ADMINS STRIKE AGAIN!!!



    Well, Fynn got taken down by Aulayna's chain Thudara (Triple Thunder Magic). Guess he won't be MVP but he is used to kissing the ground so no feelings are hurt.

    Bubba decided to mourn for Fynn with his songs and this cause my little people to crave for vengence.

    FYNN'S LIFE MATTERS!!!



    Shauna was totally boosted by that and burned the whole place down with her limit break. Reminds me of Yamamoto from Bleach. REDUCE ALL CREATIONS TO ASHES!! IS MY GIRL HAWT OR WAT!?



    Psychotic delivered the finishing touch and down ya go, Jinx.
    BTW, her attacks' names are really funny. Shame that I did not managed to screenshot them.



    BOW TO YOUR QUEEN, BITCHES!!!!

    And let's offer a moment of silence for the fallen (again) Fynn.



    Ya, stay here and rot forever in your foul repulsive swamp.



    Totally will kiss Bubba if he turns into a frog. But mostly will cook him though.



    LOSERS. LOSERS. LOSERS. LOSERS.



    Freya will stab anyone with her spear that tries the frog thing. She does that usually on Sunday but on Saturday, she may stab herself with it. So no froggy business here!



    So she offered her boobies and we took it with us (kidding).



    Oh, you should have look at mine. It is pretty bloated with farts and mushrooms.

    Anyway, I tried searching around for Resha and Quina but couldn't find them.

    The pumpkin house is hinted to be some end game content I think.

    Nonetheless, Little Bubba moved on with his friends and gained renewed knowledge on frogs and the lunatic witches trio that turn people into it! Onwards and beyond, my seekers!

    MVP Of the Match is still Fynn! Despite kissing the ground, his death managed to inspired the rest to fight even harder! Nicely done, Fynn!


    Christmas' Boss Ranking in Terms of Difficulty thus far:

    1) Christmas (I really have no advice. Good luck to you when she hits 50% HP. I fear Christmas Carol)
    2) Jiro (HAVE YOUR LIMIT BREAKS READY BY 35% HP!!)
    3) Night Fury, Jinx and Aulayna (Cast Sleep and focus fire one at a time)
    4) Sephex (Remember to have Dispel and pwn his jerk crystal fast!!)
    5) Raistlin and Shlup (Cast Sleep, Divide and Conquer does the job!)
    6) Raistlin (Ice, Ice baby. Lots of Ice up his ass)
    7) Wolf Kanno (Cast Confuse and his puppies will start buffing you)
    8) theundeadhero (Fake Pope, tutorial boss and cannon fodder.)
    Last edited by Christmas; 04-30-2022 at 03:25 AM.

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    Default Rantz Rantz Revolution!

    So the 9th floor appears to be a museum or sort.



    I was still a tiny kiddo back then. Real tiny and cute.
    Then came purberty.



    When I joined, Cid is already a myth.



    It was fun back in the 2000s I remembered. Mainly because I was very active. (Self Brag)



    Didn't know Cid is like Jesus or something!



    He was also a myth to me, but I heard he was really smart.



    RSL!!!



    Oh, we are going down memory lane. No idea wtf this means.



    The world is unfair, deal with it, Old Man.



    Ya, and he joined when he was 12 I think? The smurf he aged so fast!



    KISHI!!! MY IDOL!!!! AND HE HAS SOME INTERESTING FETISH LIKE ME!!!



    Raistlin does not appreciate fine arts.



    Leeza!!!! The cat lady!! I missed her! She was nice to me. Most of the staff were jerks back then. As in, they spent all their time jerking.



    Sorry Leeza, I am with Kishi regarding this one. We need slithering monstrosities to run the place.



    Oh, i remembered some guy bought the place from Cid subsequently.



    I WAS SAVING UP FOR PREMIUMSHIP!!!!



    There was such an era? Dun think I was that active in 2010.



    I just noticed BoB is dressed like a Pastor. We already got one fake Pope. We dun need another one.



    Omg, smurfing geezer mentality.



    Being Admin takes away your hair. Sad.



    Weird, I only counted 3 sprites there. Is there a 4th one? Then again, I was never good at Math.



    Now I got it, Raistlin stole the Shlup's robot from this museum. Nice one!



    I remembered BoB brought the site from the corporate people. Rich man, dude.



    WHO ARE THOSE PEOPLE!!? OWN UP NOW AND ALL WILL BE FORGIVEN!!! YOU BUNCH OF UNGRATEFUL GOBBLEDYGOOKS!!

    But if this really happens, I think people need to take a chill pill towards the internet.



    You should have offered your manly shoulders for him in the long cold winter nights!



    Get 2 disciples like Cid did, noob. He was smart to delegate.



    Isn't that my demonic offspring Rantzien??



    Ghoulish? I think it is pretty well done and I learned a lot about EoFF history (if those aren't fictitious).



    Let me guess, Raistlin? I am so smart!!! I deserve a medal!



    Rantz wanted to create more of my kind? None of it will be as advanced as me, son. Go suck a cactuar or something.



    God Damn it, that was my plan when I outlived all the members here! No wonder he is my offspring!



    COME AT ME, BABY!! YOU WILL CRAWL BACK TO MY WOMB WHEN I AM DONE WITH YOU!



    Bubba said something dumb. Of course technology ftw!



    Yes, SOMEONE FIX THE MOBILE VERSION PLZ!!!



    This guy makes the most sense throughout the whole game! What EoFF needs is a robust upgraded system populated with advanced bots!



    Who is riding on who?



    Piece of cake. I will pwn you faster than you wank!



    For this match, I brought Formalhaut to the team again!!! It is great to have diversity!!! And I love his GUNS.

    Freya just did 79K damage to Rantz with her limit break. No sweat!



    Formalhaut strikes and Rantz is down to 50% HP!



    When that dense Viking boy tries to charge, just use thunder elemental attacks on him to cancel it.



    Shauna tries to go in for the kill but it isn't enough!




    Bubba gives a buff and off go Freya delivering the finishing blow!! It hits close to 99999 damage btw.



    Barely a challenge. Go home to Mama, you milkdrinker!!



    Oh, I am at the ENDGAME now!!! Gotto go farm a bit before the next level!



    I dun remember what the key is about. Think it was mentioned in the opening.



    Apparently little Viking boy is a mercenary hired by Raistlin to do all these. The latter is really rich too!!! HIRE ME PLZ, SENPAI!!



    Samuraid!!! I remembered him as a helpful behind the scene tech guy. He really helped me a lot during my early days here.





    Shauna really ruins everything she does.



    Yes, what he said.



    Think Bubba and Baldy are pretty hawt. Not sure if they are single, but you can make do?



    Is that you, Lunarweaver? What happened?

    So anyway, we should be expecting Raistlin at the next level!!! I will be farming gold weapons and armor for all my party members before proceeding. I think I will farm the three lunatics at the swamp. They are easier. Prepare to be harvested, you bitches!!

    Christmas' Boss Ranking in Terms of Difficulty thus far:

    1) Christmas (I really have no advice. Good luck to you when she hits 50% HP. I fear Christmas Carol)
    2) Jiro (HAVE YOUR LIMIT BREAKS READY BY 35% HP!!)
    3) Rantzen (Just Spam all your trout at him when he is charging)
    4) Night Fury, Jinx and Aulayna (Cast Sleep and focus fire one at a time)
    5) Sephex (Remember to have Dispel and pwn his jerk crystal fast!!)
    6) Raistlin and Shlup (Cast Sleep, Divide and Conquer does the job!)
    7) Raistlin (Ice, Ice baby. Lots of Ice up his ass)
    8) Wolf Kanno (Cast Confuse and his puppies will start buffing you)
    9) theundeadhero (Fake Pope, tutorial boss and cannon fodder.)

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    Default Revenge of The Raist

    Seems like this is it. The top of the tower!



    Our little thief here is right. I have been using him to farm gold btw.



    Seems like the key is right there!! Good job Little Bubba!!! Take it and open Kingdom Hearts!!!



    Too late, thief. There must be a boss fight to curb our bloodlust!



    Of course, who else but him?



    Now he got a purple magic cape that makes him stronger! I dun know. Multiplying stuff by zero is always zero from what I know.



    Go to EoEo and tell us about it.



    Right on!! I give you something worse than death!!! More Stuff to shove up your ass!



    BTW, everyone is equipped with Gold Tier equipment now. Thanks to our thief and the lunatic frog trio for being our gold provider.



    Remember what I said? Not even in the top ten!



    Now is the Oldbie days I think. The newest member that still posts joined in 2018.



    It is befitting that the staff takes him down!! Bubba and Fynny got a perm stay in the party cuz one is hawt and the other one is smart.



    He took down Freya!!! Gotto admit this is harder than the last few fights. Must be the Viagra or the conical penis.



    The conical penis is still loaded!??



    This one hits hard. But he will fell asleep after that. Typical Geezer.



    TIME TO TEAR HIS BUTT APART!!! SHOVING TIME!!



    Paul shoved whatever he can find into Raistlin and victory is assured!!!



    This is a bit of a challenge, not bad old timer. But still not in the top ten.



    Your reign with conical penis has ended sadly. Conical is not the way in 2022.



    Why are we not surprised?



    How ironic. You got the key in 2020.



    I noticed Bubba has a lot of problems. Especially the ones with the Elder Scroll Series which is unforgiveable.



    Apparently Del refused to hand over the key and he thinks he is EoFF's Salvation. Sounds about right. Oh the irony.



    I can feel the strong central leadership as I am typing this in 2022.



    I want to be part of Del's community!! He is so good at running it!



    No apologies needed. Now bend down for us to kick your ass.



    Leadership comes in different form and shape! Our friend Del here just happened to choose the unconventional version of it.



    Everyone likes riding something in this game.



    Wow, so Del restored EoFF!!???

    Or did he!!???

    Stay till next time as we visit Del and ask him all about running a community!!! I wish I knew how to run a community as good as Del!

    Christmas' Boss Ranking in Terms of Difficulty thus far:

    1) Raistlin - Final Fight (he hits way harder now. Heal up when your HP is not full and use Shell! Best to have all gold tier gears)
    2) Christmas (I really have no advice. Good luck to you when she hits 50% HP. I fear Christmas Carol)
    3) Jiro (HAVE YOUR LIMIT BREAKS READY BY 35% HP!!)
    4) Rantzen (Just Spam all your trout at him when he is charging)
    5) Night Fury, Jinx and Aulayna (Cast Sleep and focus fire one at a time)
    6) Sephex (Remember to have Dispel and pwn his jerk crystal fast!!)
    7) Raistlin and Shlup (Cast Sleep, Divide and Conquer does the job!)
    8) Raistlin (Ice, Ice baby. Lots of Ice up his ass)
    9) Wolf Kanno (Cast Confuse and his puppies will start buffing you)
    10) theundeadhero (Fake Pope, tutorial boss and cannon fodder.)

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    More like 'paying the bills' instead of 'running a community' these days. But we keep the doors open just for threads like these. I still think Del's EoFF paradise is where the game should have ended.

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