Happy Birthday to the Founder of the Bored Atheists of the World Party (BAoTW) & The First Fascist Party of Eyes on Final Fantasy, Lead creator of an Incredible RPG for a Fansite with some help, a fellow hardcore gamer, a dedicated administrator, a data analyst, a war leader, a comic artist (not as good as me though), a childhood buddy to his bestest friend and a connoisseur of swords!!

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01) What is your real name?
Paul.

02) What're your Nicknames, if you have any?
Online: Psy, Psycho, PsyPie.
Offline: Paolo, Pablo.

03) How old are you, and when's your birthday?
21 - 30th April '87.

04) How tall are you, and how much do you weigh?
Somewhere around five ten and five eleven. No idea on my weight but it would be less than 150 lbs 'cause a brother takes care of himself.

05) Are you a male or female? A hermaphrodite?
Comedy answer.

06) Where do you live? (City and State/Country)
I don't live in a city or a state. My country is England.

07) What is your occupation? (If you're a student, what grade/year are you in?)
Should be graduating uni soon so none I guess.

08) What is your hair color? Eye color? (If you use dye and/or colored contacts, include both the false and natural colors)
Hair: Brown. Shut up it's not funny anymore.
Eye colour: Brown.

09) Do you have any brothers or Sisters? If you do, how old are they?
Brother - 23.

10) What size shoe do you wear?
Dunno. Don't care.

Entertainment
11) What's your favorite video game?
FFVII or a GTA.

12) And more specifically, which Final Fantasy title is your favorite?
See above.

13) Favourite FF character? Why?
Barret because is just a god damn badman.

14) Favourite gaming genre? (ie: RPG, action, etc)
Don't have one.

15) Favourite TV show?
Lost.

16) Favourite music genre? (ie: punk, country, etc)
Rock/metal.


17) List five of your favorite bands/singers/musicians
1. Nirvana
2. The Offspring
3. Rammstein
4. Marilyn Manson
5. Papa Roach

18) Favourite movie?
Pulp Fiction

19) Favourite movie genre? (ie: comedy, romance, etc)
Don't want one.


20) Favourite actor/actress?
Don't want one.

EoFF
21) Why did you join EoFF in the first place?
FFV and FFX.

22) Have you ever met anyone from the boards?
More than 20 of you.


23) If you could spend the day with anyone from EoFF, who would it be and what would you do?
Any impressionable teenage American girl, of which there are many here. I would use my British accent and Cid's Knight title to make her have sex with me.


24) Do you frequent any other message boards? If so, which?
Something Awful and Hot Sexy Slashfic.

25) Were you ever known here as any other screen name, or do you still go by your original?
Original gangster.

Love
26) Are you currently in a relationship? If you arent, would you like to be?
Sure.


27) Where did you meet your significant other?
Some dating website. This one actually.

28) Have you ever been in love?
Yeah.

29) If you could marry anyone in the world (based off love, money, or merely physical attraction), who would it be?
Fernando Torres or Ian Rush.


30) How old were you when you received your first kiss?
4.

Miscellaneous

31) Do you have a Mission in life? Or something you vow you will do before you die?
Shoot a gun. Throw a brick through a window.

32) Where is your dream holiday/vacation destination?
Hawaii.

33) What is your greatest achievement in life thus far?
Frank the Pimp. Only 20G but that skullskullskullskull wasn't easy.

34) On the flipside, what is your greatest regret, if you have any? If you don't, why not?
Taking Economics.

35) If you could have dinner with 5 people from any point in history, who would you invite over and why?
1. Napoleon. I would make fun of him for being small and for being French and for being a failure. I could get so much mileage out of that guy.
2. Jesus. I've got a nasty case of leprosy, so...
3. Ian Rush. God damn legendary mustache.
4. Noel Edmonds & Mr. Blobby. They count as one choice, smurf you.
5. Quentin Tarantino. You will tell me what is in that brief case or I will take your balls.

36) If you could have the power to use one act of god, to do ANYTHING, but only for one shot, what would you do?
Make all women stop thinking they're fat.

37) Do you like to dance? Lets dance!
Let's not.

38) What's the moon REALLY made of?
Wadded up spunk tissues.

39) Do you have any particular hobbies other than gaming?
Filling out internet surveys.

40) What's your masterplan for life? How do you live?
Happy.

So wish him a Happy Birthday and AMA (him) if you want!