Please lend me your assistance [EoFF HELP]

[Christmas]

My dear brothers & sisters from Eoff, It had been a good many years since I joined this wonderful community. There had been nothing but joy & merriment throughout my time here. For this, I know I can share everything and anything with everyone. Even my most sensitive & private matter.

I have taken up the task to sanitize my humble lavatory ever since i get a burning sensation after operating on it. I found a colony of poo that have turned sentient prepared for war and a bald overweighed lifeform made of poo & piss trying to crawl out of the bowl like Sadako. He claimed to be Quin.

What should I do about this, my dear friend? What should I wear to ensure I could complete my quest without being defiled?

[Mr Gashtacular]

continue to poo and piss on the quin, making it stronger

[Lone Wolf Leonhart]

Call the exterminator

1-800-MANUS

[Quindiana Jones]

This is identity theft. I live in your sink. Ignore the toilet monster; he is a deceiver and a traitor.

[Christmas]

Thank you for the advice guys. I have decided to seal my lavatory and use the trees like the puppies.

But I have another problem. I was combing my hair with a broom as usual when I received an invitation to a drug party by the prince in his castle. I must be home by midnight for the late night repeat telecast of Teletubbies though. What should I leave behind before I scram so that he could identify me next time for all future filthy parties?

[Quindiana Jones]

trout in his bed?

[Psychotic]

Christmas, what the smurf are you talking about?

[Christmas]

How could you be so judgemental and insensitive? I shared my life and you dismissed it. You hurted my delicate feelings.

[Lone Wolf Leonhart]

No, Psy's right.

Even for your normal caliber of posts that one was complete gobbledygook.

[Christmas]

Even for your normal caliber of posts that one was complete gobbledygook.

Thank you!

[Psychotic]

Christmas, I hereby apologise to you for not responding appropriately to your thread about how Quin is literally comprised of human excrement.

[Christmas]

Thank you Psychotic for your kind understanding. I am glad we reached a common understanding on this thread about Quin being literally comprised of human excrement.

[Lone Wolf Leonhart]

Even for your normal caliber of posts that one was complete gobbledygook.

Thank you!

Don't flip me that bird

Only this bird