I, Secretary General-Admiral-General-Supreme Leader-Emperoress of the EoFF X'mas party declare the general election open and I am most likely the only party you can vote for, or either that, a walkover.

I will continue to resurrect embarrassing threads and deliver outrageous posts to ensure the place stays chaotic. So thank you and smurf all of you.

You have 14 days to vote before the poll ends.

Vote for a better EoFF, Vote for the X'mas Party