Most likely to spontaneously combust
Most likely to post ridiculously long essays in every post (3 guesses who'd win this one...)
Most likely to have a sex change
Most likely to hit on Bleys
Most likely to become one with the universe
Most likely to sell their soul and go to work for Microsoft
Most likely to have a secret sock fetish
Most likely to die from Mobile Phone radiation
Most likely to set fire to all of their possessions and become a hermit in the woods
I'll probably think of a few more...