How about;
-Most productive member
-Least productive member
-Biggest Liar
-Most likely to: Marry an EoFFer
-Most likely to: Buy a Mental Hospital and live in it
-Most likely to: Claim- "I am the lizard queen!"
-Sillest post
-Most refined post
-Most thoughtful post
-Sexiest post (I dunno xD)
-Most likely to be Spatvark
-Most likely to move to become Emperor/empress of Japan
-Most likely to become a pyromainiac
-Most likely to become a dictator
-Most likely to take over EoFF
-Most offensive
-Biggest Fanatic (of music taste or whatever)
-Weirdest thing
-Most likely to become a princess
-Most likely to abandon all dignity and marry Bleys
-Most likely to gain dignity and marry Bleys
-Most likely to join the secret service
-Most likely to return to EoFF
-Most likely to never leave until death
-Most likely to invent a way of living without air
-Most likely to go insane and buy an elephant and a cabbage and expect them to breed
-Biggest Chat Junky
-Biggest Post Junky
-Most likely to join a country western band
-Most likely to follow in Bill Gate's footsteps
-Most likely to own most of the internet by 2007

Phew! *done for now*