Past Ciddies...

[Loony BoB]

I don't suppose anyone here knows exactly what awards there were? I'm currently thinking of what new ones I could put in to replace the 'less appreciated' awards. *innocent face*

I need about four more, I have these so far:

Best... Member
Male
Female
Admin
Knight
Veteran
Regular
Newbie
Artist
Writer
Spammer
Nicest Member
Evil-est Member
Sexiest Male
Sexiest Female
Scariest Member
Funniest Member
Most Productive
Wittiest Member
Biggest Suckup (>_<)
Horniest Member
Most Missed Member
Most Mature
Most Immature (>_<)
Cutest Couple
Best Undercover Couple
Best Sig
Most Mysterious Member
Best Avatar
Best Custom Rank
(30/30!)

Most Likely To...
Get abducted by aliens
Become a pimp
Be Satan
Be God
Go to Hell
Go to Heaven
Go insane, should EoFF Disappear
((Frog Award))
((Ambulance Award x3))
((Lotto Ticket Award))
Get Banned
Become a Cid's Knight
Get Together
Be Pinky
Be Brain
(17/20)

Also, new suggestions for awards would be great.

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

*copies, pastes, loves*

1) Best Member - Dr Unne
2) Mr. EoFF (best male) - Scottie
3) Miss EoFF (best female) - Sita Atis
4) Best Admin - Citizen Bleys
5) Best Cid's Knight - Kawaii Ryûkishi
6) Best Veteran - Mikztsu
7) Best Regular - Skye-chan
8) Best Newbie - Dingo Jellybean
9) Nicest Member - Tatum
10) Evilest Member - Wyllius
11) Sexiest Male - Chickencha
12) Sexiest Female - Cute&Dangerous
13) Best Custom Rank - Kawaii Ryûkishi
14) Best Avatar - Dr Unne
15) Best Sig - Kawaii Ryûkishi
16) Most Mature Member - Dr Unne
17) Least Mature Member - angel
18) Best Artist - Rydia of Mist
19) Best Poet/Author - Britt
20) Best Spammer - Loony BoB
21) Funniest Member - Citizen Bleys
22) Horniest Member - Belladonna Knight
23) Most Missed Member/Ex-Member - Sean
24) Scariest Member - Kawaii Ryûkishi
25) Wittiest Member - Del Snizz
26) Most Mysterious Member - Kawaii Ryûkishi
27) Most Productive Member - Loony BoB
28) Biggest Suckup - Rainecloud
29) Cutest Couple - Halan & Matt
30) Best Undercover Couple - Big Ogre Umaro & Kalenisis

Most Likely To...
31) Become a Cid's Knight - Loony BoB
32) Get banned - Elephant Man
33) Be God - Sean
34) Be Satan - Wyllius
35) Go to Heaven - Tatum
36) Go to Hell - Kawaii Ryûkishi
37) Go insane, should EoFF disappear - Citizen Bleys
38) Be abducted by aliens - Calliope
39) Become a pimp - bossker
40) Get confused with the other gender - angel
41) End up in the streets, offering to drop pants for food. - Kalenisis
42) End up in the streets, offering to drop pants for free. - Citizen Bleys
43) Run over a frog and spend the rest of their life crying over it. - Tiffiekins
44) Get hit by an ambulance - LuNaTiC jEsTeR
45) Be driving the ambulance - Wyllius
46) Laugh at the member getting hit by an ambulance - Del Snizz
47) Win the lottery after spending thousands of dollars on lottery tickets for five years, and then lose the winning ticket. - Agent Proto
48) Be Pinky - Jojo
49) Be Brain - Wyllius
50) Get together - Mikztsu & Wyllius

[Loony BoB]

Kishi, you own. Seems I forgot the street merchants and the gender confusion. >=P

*loves back?* ... *fears*

Anyhow, bring on the award ideas. No more suckups or immature members *rolls eyes*

[Sakura Yume]

How about (off the top of my head):

~Most likely to get quoted.
~Most likely to get rejected by both heaven and hell.
~Most likely to take over the world.

*watches as all the ideas get rejected*

[Squally Leonharty]

Or:

- Most likely to be clinged.
- Most likely to be patpatted.
- Most likely to be hugged.
- Most likely to love Squally. ()

Nah, just kidding. Though, the first three might be a good idea.

[The Man]

Originally posted by Kawaii Ryûkishi
34) Be Satan - Wyllius

I don't see this. Although Bleys' custom rank said "Wyllius, Apparently" when his screen name was "Satan," it was still Bleys who already was Satan. I think I might be missing out on some obscure reference here.

Another possible Ciddie: Most insanely active newbie, which we all know would be me. I honestly can't think of any others, else I'd post them. Perhaps Daniel Towns should get a Ciddie for spearheading the movement to get EoFF back in gear.

Peace
The Man

[Spatvark]

Most likely to spontaneously combust
Most likely to post ridiculously long essays in every post (3 guesses who'd win this one...)
Most likely to have a sex change
Most likely to hit on Bleys
Most likely to become one with the universe
Most likely to sell their soul and go to work for Microsoft
Most likely to have a secret sock fetish
Most likely to die from Mobile Phone radiation
Most likely to set fire to all of their possessions and become a hermit in the woods


I'll probably think of a few more...

[Dew Drop]

How about;
-Most productive member
-Least productive member
-Biggest Liar
-Most likely to: Marry an EoFFer
-Most likely to: Buy a Mental Hospital and live in it
-Most likely to: Claim- "I am the lizard queen!"
-Sillest post
-Most refined post
-Most thoughtful post
-Sexiest post (I dunno xD)
-Most likely to be Spatvark
-Most likely to move to become Emperor/empress of Japan
-Most likely to become a pyromainiac
-Most likely to become a dictator
-Most likely to take over EoFF
-Most offensive
-Biggest Fanatic (of music taste or whatever)
-Weirdest thing
-Most likely to become a princess
-Most likely to abandon all dignity and marry Bleys
-Most likely to gain dignity and marry Bleys
-Most likely to join the secret service
-Most likely to return to EoFF
-Most likely to never leave until death
-Most likely to invent a way of living without air
-Most likely to go insane and buy an elephant and a cabbage and expect them to breed
-Biggest Chat Junky
-Biggest Post Junky
-Most likely to join a country western band
-Most likely to follow in Bill Gate's footsteps
-Most likely to own most of the internet by 2007

Phew! *done for now*

[The Man]

Originally posted by Spatvark
Most likely to post ridiculously long essays in every post (3 guesses who'd win this one...)

*raises hand and writes a ridiculously long essay about it*

Peace
The Man

[Shira]

Members

-Best essay writer (heh)
-Best debator
-Has the most controversial opinion
-Most sarcastic
-Most realistic
-Posts the most flame
-Likely to become the next Sugpo
-Most well known
-Most famous for...
A. Being sarcastic
B. Being... being Britt (don't ask if you don't get it)
C. Being stupid
D. Being weird
E. Typing with stupid internet slang (I can name lots)
-Most controlling
-Most enforcing
-Most "in charge"
-Most wanting to be "in charge"
-Most likely to kill the person "in charge"
-Least posts
-Most posts
-Oldest member
-Newest member
-Oldest (age wise) member
-Youngest member
-Most intelligent member
-Most... unintelligent member?
-Geekiest member
-Best artist
-Best writer
-Most bored member...
-Most likely to be found in jail for being nude in public

Threads

-Most spammed in thread (I point you toward "A happy forum" in the writer' corner XD Becky and Britt weren't happy)
-Longest thread
-Most flamed thread
-Most argumentive thread
-Most intelligent thread
-Stupidest thread
-Most boring thread
-Most typical thread
-Weirdest thriead
-Most repeated thread
-Thread which everyone most agrees
-Oldest thread
-Thread most likely to be saved, framed in gold, and placed on the mantlepiece
-Thread most likely to be printed, ripped up, and thrown in hell to burn forevermore in the fires of the deep crevices of hell
-Funniest thread
-Most serious thread
-Saddest thread
-Happiest thread
-Most fun thread
-Most meaningless thread

This is getting stupid. I need to think of one that's actually good. *goes off muttering*

[Squally Leonharty]

Errr... Don't make it too much. Otherwise it'll be a boring The Ciddies, since everyone has to vote for every single category. Think about how much time it'd take to vote for all these categories.

Oh well, everything's up to Daniel, anyway.

[Bulldog]

Either way, I'd like to see
Most helpful member
on the list.

This way I can PM the awarded person and ask for help...

[The Man]

Originally posted by Tiffiekins
-Most productive member

Probably one of the moderators or administrators. Also, anyone who's done work for the main site in the past four months or so deserves this. Perhaps all of them do.

-Most refined post
-Most thoughtful post

Troy's final two posts in the "Lacking personality" thread, obviously. [/sarcasm]

-Most likely to be Spatvark

EoFF Sniper.

-Most likely to take over EoFF

EoFF Sniper.

-Biggest Post Junkie

Probably me.

Originally posted by Shira
-Best essay writer (heh)

I think she means me. I'm not so sure I'd go so far as to say that myself, since I'm not sure how many people actually read most of my essays.

-Most sarcastic

Either Unne or Kishi. Unne isn't sarcastic very often, but when he's sarcastic, he's sarcastic. I point you at this post regarding the offensiveness of the F-word:

Yeah, I guess we could all assume a state of apathy. I guess maybe I could stop letting rape and murder get to me too. We could all go around ignoring all the depravity and corruptness of our neighbors. I guess that'd free us all up to be depraved ourselves. Yeah, we could be a world full of jerks, with no one caring about anyone but themselves.

Or how about everyone tries to make a little effort to make the world a bit better. Simply be refraining from typing out a little combination of a certain four letters on your keyboard, you will increase the happiness of a great many people at this MB. Simply by refraining from using one tiny pointless word in your vocabulary you will greatly increase the happiness in the world with virtually no cost to yourself.

This is such a pointless argument. No one should even have to have this argument. It is horrifying and incredibly depressing that we have to talk about things like this.

So good...

-Most famous for... Being sarcastic

Kishi.

-Most enforcing

Anyone but Del Murder. Erm... oops, I mean Del Murder.

-Most posts

In the past two months? There's obviously no debating that. *raises hand*

-Youngest member

According to my bio, I haven't even turned one yet... *dunno*

-Most spammed in thread (I point you toward "A happy forum" in the writer' corner XD Becky and Britt weren't happy)

"Good Writing" almost rivals that, but "A Happy Forum" was worse because it was originally designed to stop that kind of thing. *dies*

-Most flamed thread
-Most argumentative thread
-Stupidest thread

"Lacking personality" in the CT forum.

-Thread most likely to be saved, framed in gold, and placed on the mantelpiece
-Funniest thread

This one, this one and this one, even though the second and third of which are slightly old.

Forum that needs to be changed: Xenogears/Xenosaga to Xenogears/Xenosaga/Secret of Mana/Holy Sword Legend/Seiken Densetsu. Then the forum would actually receive enough traffic that it wouldn't constantly be under threat of being eliminated, and the Holy Sword Legend threads wouldn't get instantly buried in the morass of General Squaresoft. This isn't really the subject for a Ciddie, though. [/pointless plug]

Peace
The Man

[Loony BoB]

There will be 50 Ciddies, just like last time, including 20 "Most Likely" Awards. So yeah, no fuss on that account. I've thought up a few myself...

Most Eccentric/Melodramatic
Weirdest Member
Most Likely to be the next James Bond
Most Likely to be the next Bond Girl >=D

I don't do thread awards, sorry. I keep the awards to members, it seems more interesting that way. If ya wanna have a thread award, I'm not fussed. *shrugs* They bore me. >=P

[Agent Proto]

Best Thread Starter. *nods*