As of earlier, Loony BoB and I have discussed possible categories for awards. Here they are:

Standard Categories

1. Best Member
2. Best Male
3. Best Female
4. Best Administrator
5. Best Cid's Knight
6. Best Recognized Member
7. Best Veteran
8. Best Regular
9. Best Newbie
10. Best Artist
11. Best Writer
12. Best Thread Starter
13. Best Spammer
14. Sexiest Male Member
15. Sexiest Female Member
16. Funniest Member
17. Horniest Member
18. Nicest Member
19. Weirdest Member
20. Wittiest Member
21. Member with Best Avatar
22. Member with Best Signature
23. Member with Best Custom Rank
24. Most Influential Member
25. Most Intelligent Member
26. Most Productive Member
27. Most Quotable Member
28. Most Respected Member
29. Most Sarcastic Member
30. Cutest Couple

Most Likely... Categories

31. To become a Cid's Knight.
32. To be Banned.
33. To become a Recognized Member.
34. To start the next Internet craze.
35. To go Insane if EoFF cease to exist.
36. To be Squall.
37. To be Rinoa.
38. To be found in jail for public nudity.
39. To be rich & famous.
40. To be poor & homeless.
41. To star in a talk show.
42. To be run over by a tank.
43. To be driving the tank.
44. To be Bond, James Bond.
45. To be a Bond girl.
46. To be Satan.
47. To be God.
48. To go to Hell.
49. To go to Heaven.
50. To be picked last. >=D

(hope you don't mind BoB. )