a vey odd poem by auron

[Liquid Glass]

ok this is creepy

a cat looks out a wooden window
the car..
the car runs over the dog
a cat dies of laughter
another cat looks throught wooden window........

okay thats like my first poem EVER do its sorta lame.....

[Solphie]

Originally posted by Maester Auron
ok this is creepy

a cat looks out a wooden window
the car..
the car runs over the dog
a cat dies of laughter
another cat looks throught wooden window........

okay thats like my first poem EVER do its sorta lame.....

Yes, it is odd, Auron. . . . . But I like it. May the process go on! Just make sure the dog isn't a German Shepard, alright? That's my favorite kind. She died when she was thirteen. It brings back her last moments. . . .

[Liquid Glass]

it wasnt sorry... its any dog you want it to be....


mods or admins could you change the title to ODD POEMS BY AURON please k'

thanx

process as in continue the poem?

if so im going to:

the next cat looks out the window
a blue chicken walks...
the blue chicken walks...
across the river
and EXPLODES!!!!!
the cat dies of laughter....
a dog walks to the window.....

[Solphie]

Hey, these could be one of those continuation things. Very cool, Maester Auron.


A dog walks to the window,
an orange horse gallops,
The orange horse gallops. . .
On a barrel of hay,
And tumbles down a cliff!!
The dog dies of laughter,
a goat walks up to the window. . .

How was that?

[Liquid Glass]

great! and funny! is cool

the goat sees a cow
a cow eating..
the cow eating...
a cat, a cat
the goat BAAS and dies of fright
a moggle walks up to the window....

be sure to check out my first fanfic "11 years before FFX"

[Solphie]

A moogle? Cool. And I shall check out your story. I love Final Fantasy X.


A moogle walks up to the window,
and sees a chocobo being ridin by a dude,
the dude rides,
then gets bucked off,
the moogle dies of laughter,
a Moomba walks up to the window. . . .

*Goes to read story*

[Liquid Glass]

the mooba looks out the window
it sees a pig runing
a pig running.
into a mailbox
the mooba dies of laughter
a elk walks up to the window...

[Solphie]

*Read story*

I'm back here!


An elk walks up to the window,
and sees a mailman,
a mailman,
being eaten by dogs,
the elk dies of laughter,
some mail walks up to the window . . .

Mail? I wonder what the mail will see *Other than the bill*

[Liquid Glass]

the mail looks out the window
it sees a man..
the man with a...
FLAMETHROWER!!! the man with a flamethrower
walks up to a pig.. and creater BACON!
the mail is sliced open with laughter
a bear walk up to the window

i added another section to that story...

[Solphie]

A little rough on the writing in the story eh? *Suggests you make them longer and easier to read*

Don't make Jecht look bad. He's a dude. He has an ausome theme song.


A bear walks up to the window,
and sees a fridge,
a fridge that's beeing loaded in a house,
The fridge falls on the delivery boy,
The bear dies of laughter,
A fish walks up to the window.

( I KNOW fish don't have feet!)

[Liquid Glass]

well the story is from tidus' view and i added again if they are short they are easir to read

the fish looks out the window
it sees a tank(yes a tank)
a tank that....
blows the house next door up!!
the fish dies of laughter
a shark walks up to the window.....

[Solphie]

A shark walks up to the window,
it sees another shark,
a shark that,
asks the shark at the window for a date,
the shark dies with laughter,
a squirrel walks up to the window. . . .

[Calliope]

a nicky sproings over to the writers corner,
a very odd poem by auron...
the poem reads itself to nicky,
the nicky dies of laughter
so how did nicky type this post?

I see i'm not the only one to post nonsensical things

[Solphie]

Yes, Nicky, ti's true. You are not the only one out there. But, I will say, yours are a bit. Strange. I like strange. I have all of Mr. Ripley's Believe it or Not! Books. My favorites are the dude who has a candle in his head, and the other dude who can control hair. Also the supernatural thingys.

Well, I shall continue the process.

The nicky types this post,
by writing a letter,
writing a letter,
to a friend before dying with laughter,
her frien didn't die of laughter,
so she/he walks up to the window.

Didn't think I could do it, could you?

[Liquid Glass]

the "IT" walks up to the window
the she/he sees a yeti
a yeti grilling
a yeti grilling a corn-dog
the "IT" dies of laughter
a polar bear walks up to the window

oh solphie i added to the fanfic,mine,!! of couse