a vey odd poem by auron

[Calliope]

Nicky's been
Nicky's been
Phrasmotic, and it shows
But as for what she's gotta do
Not even Nicky knows

[Del Murder]

For things like that
Things like that...
Only Nicky can be the decider
But, though Del is far away
His thoughts are still beside her.

[Calliope]

Del says this
Del says this
But soon he might regret her
Cos a couple of days ago
Nicky posted another letter!

[Del Murder]

Uh oh
Uh oh...
Del thought they had ended their war
Now what could Nicky be up to
After she'd glitter-bombed his floor?

[Calliope]

Just a few
Just a few
Things that I couldn't mention
All because of a certain
Friday fire engine

[Del Murder]

Del's so happy
So happy...
To be receiving so much mail
But he just has one question
Does he have to open it over a pail?

[Calliope]

Del is just
Del is just
Like my other friend, I think
Because now he only opens
All his mail over the sink!

[Del Murder]

And you know what?
You know what?
Doing that is rather tricky
But now I'm forced to
All thanks to darling Nicky.

[Calliope]

You know what?
You know what?
Doing so is plenty worth
Cos even as Nicky goes
She's doubled up with mirth!

[Del Murder]

Ok, Nicky can send
Can send...
All the mess she sees fit
As long as when it piles up
Nicky herself comes and cleans it.

[Calliope]

Funny
Funny
Such a thing that you would say
Cos you'll definately need a cleaner
Once you see what's coming your way!

[Del Murder]

Del dares not guess
Dares not guess...
What is in this mail
He just hopes it doesn't
Send either of us to jail.

[Calliope]

To jail
To jail...
What the heck, I do not care
Neither will you if you recall
You've already been there!

[Del Murder]

Jail?
Jail?
Of that place I am not fond
But is Nicky talking about Del
Or his alter ego Bond?

[Calliope]

Del and Bond
Del and Bond
Are just one and the same
Tony too, would be locked up
No matter what his name!