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    Of course you added it! You add to it all the time!:laugh: :laugh:

    A polar bear walks up to the window,
    he sees a bunny,
    a bunny jumping,
    a bunny jumping into a fire,
    The polar bear dies of laughter,
    A sausage biscuit walks up to the window. . .

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    sorry bunny died in fire!!!

    the spicy biscut walked up to the window
    it saw a kitty
    a kitty eating a pogo sitck!
    the SPICY MEAT BALL biscut dies of laughter
    a raccon walks up to the window..
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    I like bunnies, but, I couldn't think of anything!

    A racoon walks up to the window,
    It sees a bird a bird,
    A bird doing nothing,
    The racoon dies of laughter,
    a seal walks up to the window. . . .

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    *cries We had something like this in the old days. I will bump it up so you can see a good one. But this is good so far also(although slightly repetitive).
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    An beautiful woman looks out a window
    In her hand is a needle
    In the needle is a thread
    In the thread are nonsensical poems about windows
    The woman pricks herself and falls asleep
    Three multicolored fairies approach the window

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    The multicoloured fairies approach the window
    The window...
    The window is shut
    The fairies go kersplat
    Now somebody has to clean the window...

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    A cleaner comes up to clean the window,
    A cleaner,
    with TOOTHPASTE!!!
    He cleans the window with toothpaste,
    Ummm. . . . Calliope walks up to the window (again)

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    Grin again? what do you mean 'again'?

    Nicky walks up to the window
    The window...
    Nicky jumps out the window
    The window was only one storey high
    Nicky gets up and walks away...

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    A man walks up to the window
    He looks
    A baseball crashes through the window and hits him on the head
    He lies unconscious
    Unconscious...

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    Grin

    Nicky walks back to the window
    An unconscious man...
    Nicky rushes to him
    Like anyone would...
    Nicky grabs his wallet and runs away...

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    Del gets up to the window
    The man's still there
    Tries to get the man's wallet
    But Nicky took it
    Del takes his shoes instead

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    Grin

    Nicky runs back to the man
    Clueless and shoeless...
    Nicky gives him a sign
    A 'kick me' sign
    Nicky the Great runs away...

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    Del comes back to the window
    Sees the man
    Sees the sign
    Kicks the man and runs
    Del always does what signs tell him to

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    Nicky runs back to the man
    The injured man...
    Nicky gives him another sign
    A "give Nicky money" sign
    Nicky waits to get rich...

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