a vey odd poem by auron

[Calliope]

Ha ha ha
Ha ha ha...
What a silly louse
For calling Daniel Towns a man
When he's more of
A mouse!

[Del Murder]

Forums were down
Forums were down...
And this poem stayed dead
And now that they are back
I can come here and cool my head.

[Calliope]

Indeed
Indeed...
The fora have come back
But I didn't really miss them
I'm on a different track?

[Del Murder]

This track
This track...
On which you seem to be
When you look to the end
What is it that you see?

[Calliope]

The end
The end...
Of this track is quite plain
For at the end of it I see
OH MY GOD! IT'S A TRAIN!

[Del Murder]

Oh no!
Oh no!
The train is coming fast
But I push you out of the way
As it goes zooming past.

[Calliope]

Thanks Tony
Thanks Tony...
But as you can see
Daniel was driving the train
He's out to get me!

[Del Murder]

Don't worry
Don't worry
We'll stop the pain
Put a rock on the tracks
And derail that crazy train.

[Calliope]

Derailing
Derailing...
Could cause quite a fuss
So I suggest instead
We collide it with a bus!

[Del Murder]

Ok
Ok...
We'll collide with him I guess
But when it's all over
Who will clean up the mess?

[Calliope]

Well
Well...
I dunno what to do
So let us hire the Spam Brigade
The greatest cleaning crew!

[Del Murder]

We will
We will...
Accomplish this feat
And have a lunch
Of some yummy spiced meat.

[Calliope]

Spiced Meat
Spiced Meat...
After surveying the debris
I think that I'll have to pass
And lunch later, please!

[Del Murder]

Fine then
Fine then...
Of mine you can't have any
But we'll see who starves
When all you have is a penny.

[Calliope]

Au contraire
Au contraire...
You might think me fickle
But if I remember correctly
I also have a nickle!