a vey odd poem by auron

**Calliope** · 06-07-2002, 06:23 AM

Solphie and Del were in jail...
Locked up in jail...
During that time
Nicky Watched "Oliver"
Nicky is also a pickpocket

***Del Murder*** · 06-07-2002, 06:44 AM

Del is bothered
Bothered...
He wants to watch Oliver too
So when nobody's looking
He gets the hell out of that human zoo

**Calliope** · 06-07-2002, 06:52 AM

Nicky is laughing...
Laughing...
Del should be bothered
He can watch "Oliver"
But enforcers of good can't pickpocket

***Del Murder*** · 06-07-2002, 06:55 AM

Del is glad
Glad that Nicky
Will let him watch it with her
For though he can't be a pickpocket
He still likes saying 'Artful Dodger'.

**Calliope** · 06-07-2002, 07:09 AM

Nicky agrees with Del...
Agrees with Del...
"Artful Dodger" is fun to say
But not quite as fun as
"Hey Del I've got your wallet"

***Del Murder*** · 06-07-2002, 07:17 AM

Del is poor
Poor...
Nicky took his cash
Now he can't buy the ointment
To put on his spreading rash.

**Calliope** · 06-07-2002, 07:20 AM

Nicky is still laughing
Laughing...
You'd be laughing too
If you replaced Del's wallet
With pretty poison ivy

***Del Murder*** · 06-07-2002, 07:28 AM

Del is poor and itchy
Poor and itchy...
What more can Nicky do?
As he reaches in his pockets
He realizes they're filled with glue!

Solphie · 06-07-2002, 01:18 PM

*Is laughing*

I guess I'm in jail now.

You guys have fun watching Oliver, causing eachother chaos and mayhem, and such. I write my last entry in this crazy topic.

In the jail,
Solphie is released,
released,
after six months,
he sees Nicky and Del killing eachother off,
and laughs at them.

^_^

**Calliope** · 06-09-2002, 05:08 AM

Nicky isn't done yet
Isn't done yet...
She needs more money
She films the whole fiasco
And sells it to Warner Brothers

***Del Murder*** · 06-09-2002, 08:08 AM

Del knows Nicky's jealous
Jealous...
She can't get it out of her head
That she wasn't part
Of the 100,000th post thread

**Calliope** · 06-09-2002, 11:51 PM

Del Murder is right...
He is right...
Nicky is spamthread deprived
But then she remembers...
She founded the spam brigade!

***Del Murder*** · 06-10-2002, 03:26 AM

Del is amused
Amused...
That Nicky thinks she's won
Because, though she founded the brigade
He's outspammed her 4 to 1!

**Calliope** · 06-10-2002, 04:00 AM

Nicky is outspammed
Outspammed...
She's not the type that forgives,
And although Del might be winning now,
Nicky knows where he lives!

***Del Murder*** · 06-10-2002, 04:12 AM

Del is quite afraid
Afraid...
He doesn't want to lose
But that's not on his mind now
As he hurries up and moves!

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