a vey odd poem by auron

[Calliope]

Del moved away
Moved away...
Del tried to flee her
Nicky sighs as she
Packs her things for Korea

[Del Murder]

Del's in Korea
Korea...
Hiding in a vase
But now he forgot why
He was hiding in the first place

[Calliope]

Nicky also forgot
Also forgot...
But then figures, what the hell...
As long as she's in Korea
She might as well get Del

[Del Murder]

Del has won
Has won...
Because Nicky was wrong
While she went to Korea
Del's been in New Zealand all along!

[Calliope]

Nicky wonders...
Wonders...
Why does Del think he's won?
When Nicky rings the deportation office
Del's troubles will have just begun!

[Del Murder]

Once again in a pickle
Pickle...
Avoiding deportation will be tricky
So before Del goes back home
He leaves a 'surprise' for Nicky

[Calliope]

Nicky goes back home,
Goes back home...
Whilst opening her surprise
She wonders
Will this be her untimely demise?

[Del Murder]

Del is kidding
Kidding...
He doesn't want his friend dead
He just wrapped up a box
To mess with her head.

[Calliope]

Nicky opens her surprise
Opens her surprise...
Pericombobulations! It's Del!
Once again the jokes on him;
Being with Nicky's like being in hell

[Del Murder]

Del doesn't care
Doesn't care
He still thinks he's a winner
Because if being with Nicky is hell
Then mark him down as a sinner!

[Calliope]

Nicky is still surprised
Still surprised...
She thought that Del would damn her
For if it were'nt for Nicky
Del would be Best Spammer

[Del Murder]

Del doesn't care
Again doesn't care
About Nicky's feat
Because he's James Bond
And she's just some icky meat!

[Calliope]

Nicky doesn't care
Doesn't care...
If Del Murder is a spy
Nicky knows just what to do
She makes confetti pie!

[Del Murder]

Del is drawn
Drawn to the pie...
Now she's gone and done it
The quickest way to a man's heart
Is through his stomach!

[Calliope]

Nicky is learning
Is learning...
The skills to be a good wife
But still Nicky would have sworn
It's quicker with a knife!