Del is afraid
Afraid...
He never would have thought it
That his darling little wife
Was really Mrs. Bobbit!
Del is afraid
Afraid...
He never would have thought it
That his darling little wife
Was really Mrs. Bobbit!
Proud to be the Unofficial Secret Illegal Enforcer of Eyes on Final Fantasy!
When I grow up, I want to go toBovineTrump University! - Ralph Wiggum
Now Nicky is afraid
Is afraid...
She didn't know that she was married
She's ridden on a wave of spam
And this is where she's carried
Del is confused
Confused...
It's giving his head a hemorrhage
If they were never married
How'd they make a Crunchy Beverage?
Proud to be the Unofficial Secret Illegal Enforcer of Eyes on Final Fantasy!
When I grow up, I want to go toBovineTrump University! - Ralph Wiggum
Nicky's confused
Confused...
She now has a son, no daughter
She always thought milo was made
With good old milk and water!
Del is upset
Upset...
He doesn't know what is worser
Having a son made from water
Or one that's a lousy enforcer!
Proud to be the Unofficial Secret Illegal Enforcer of Eyes on Final Fantasy!
When I grow up, I want to go toBovineTrump University! - Ralph Wiggum
=D
In comes OWA,
Alone and bemused,
All look I know a word,
That rhymes with confused!
He Looks coyly at Del,
and Calliope too,
"Do you mind,
If I party with you?"
"Faris, Calvin; you don't seem to understand! This is not a thread about homosexuality! Girls can love Barret! Guys can love Barret! It's not gay! Barret's love is beyond any form of gay-ness. It is transcendent; like the sun and moon and stars! It's like loving God! Would you say a boy who loves God is gay? That's what I thought!
So please, don't fight. Just spead the love! And the Barret sexyness. RAWR! =D~"
- Linxiaotuzi
Del doesn't mind
Doesn't mind...
We're nothing to be feared
Just remember, if you play
That we are a little weird!
Proud to be the Unofficial Secret Illegal Enforcer of Eyes on Final Fantasy!
When I grow up, I want to go toBovineTrump University! - Ralph Wiggum
This is great
Is great...
The more the merrier
Just don't be too surprised
If you're turned into a terrier!
Nicky's right
Right...
For these things we must look out
To be turned into a terrier
Or a rather large trout!
Proud to be the Unofficial Secret Illegal Enforcer of Eyes on Final Fantasy!
When I grow up, I want to go toBovineTrump University! - Ralph Wiggum
Nicky is amazed
Amazed...
Del she can no longer doubt
He must be the real James Bond
If he can really type "*****"
It is time...
Time...
For Del to end his façade
For he's not only Bond
He's also a mod!
Proud to be the Unofficial Secret Illegal Enforcer of Eyes on Final Fantasy!
When I grow up, I want to go toBovineTrump University! - Ralph Wiggum
(that doesn't rhyme!)
Del Murder is a mod
Is a mod...
Nicky is amazed
That Del can endure so much
And carry on unphased
grrr, façade is pronounced 'fah-saad'
Del is lying
Lying...
For now he can tell
He really isn't a mod
Just used tricky HTML!
Proud to be the Unofficial Secret Illegal Enforcer of Eyes on Final Fantasy!
When I grow up, I want to go toBovineTrump University! - Ralph Wiggum
Alarm Clock+3
Del is lying
Is lying...
Once again Nicky's been had
But she really can't help it
Del's such a likeable cad
What's next for Del
For Del...
That handsome James Bond
With the wit of Jim Carrey
And the toughness of James Caan?
Proud to be the Unofficial Secret Illegal Enforcer of Eyes on Final Fantasy!
When I grow up, I want to go toBovineTrump University! - Ralph Wiggum
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