What next for Del
For Del...
So debonaire and dashing
Botherations! It seems
That Drew Carey's come a-smashing!
 
			
			 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
				
			
			
			
				 
			
			 
			
				 why, you've stopped rhyming altogether!
 why, you've stopped rhyming altogether!
					
				What next for Del
For Del...
So debonaire and dashing
Botherations! It seems
That Drew Carey's come a-smashing!
 
			
			 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
				
			
			
			
				 
			
			 
			
				 
 
					
				Oh no
Oh no...
What will Del do?
Because Drew Barrymore
Is his type of Drew.
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				Poor Del
Poor Del...
Drew Barrymore's not here
And thought Carey ain't a robot
He instills him full of fear...
 
			
			 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
				
			
			
			
				 
			
			 
			
				 
 
					
				Poor Del
Poor Del...
He can't ever win
First Drew Carey comes to visit
Then Nicky leaves again!
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				Silly Del
Silly Del...
Only reason Nicky left
Was because an enforcer
Left her saddened and bereft
 
			
			 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
				
			
			
			
				 
			
			 
			
				 
 
					
				Silly Nicky
Silly Nicky...
Del hadn't gone far
He was just helping his brother
Beat Kirby's Super Star!
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				Silly Nicky
Silly Nicky...
She really should've known
Guys'll always choose video games
No matter how they've grown
 
			
			 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
				
			
			
			
				 
			
			 
			
				 
 
					
				Silly Nicky
Silly Nicky...
She should assume nothing
Del didn't leave to play the game
But to keep his brother from bugging!
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				Silly Nicky
Silly Nicky...
She has a younger brother too
She should really sympathise
Over what those demons do
 
			
			 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
				
			
			
			
				 
			
			 
			
				 
 
					
				What's next
Next...
Next for Nicky and Del?
Two people employed as spammers
Who do their jobs well!
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				I think
I really think...
Del and Nicky should be promoted
We've managed 100 spam poems
As you've probably noted
 
			
			 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
				
			
			
			
				 
			
			 
			
				 
 
					
				Del agrees
Agrees...
That promotion would be right
For Nicky the Spam Queen
And Del the Spam Knight
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				We're deserving
We're deserving...
Nothing short of a promotion
For two spammers who
Show nothing but devotion
 
			
			 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
				
			
			
			
				 
			
			 
			
				 
 
					
				Nicky's right
Right...
Just as she testifies
We should become Cid's Knights
Or at least freaking Recognized.
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				Del and Nicky
Del and Nicky...
May be awfully bitter
But they'll both spam up the boards
Rather than be a quitter