a vey odd poem by auron

[Del Murder]

Yes, who could
Who could...
I be in a cinch?
The Cat in the Hat or Hop on Pop
Or even the naughty Grinch?

[Calliope]

Never ever
Never ever...
Would you an evil Grinch make
Maybe a fluffy Curtain Yurtain
Or the Luke, a lord of a lake

[Del Murder]

Hold up Nicky
Hold up Nicky...
With her Seusstacular mind
Cause in knowing Seuss characters
Del's a little behind!

[Calliope]

Not surprising
Not surprising
That's the case because you see
Nobody 'cept Seuss himself
Is as Seusstacular as me!

[Del Murder]

Yes
Yes...
More Seusstacular he may be
But if I could only meet one
It's be Nicky and not he.

[Calliope]

Nicky knows
Nicky knows
That statement's full of cred
Especially as seeing
The great Dr Seuss is dead!

[Del Murder]

Exactly
Exactly...
What did Del say?
He'll gladly take Nicky
Over a carcass any day!

[Calliope]

Nicky's glad
Nicky's glad...
She appeals slightly more
Than the remains of Mr Geisel
Six feet beneath the floor

[Del Murder]

Yes she appeals
She appeals
Slightly more it's true
But when does she appeal less
Is a harder question to do.

[Calliope]

When would I
When would I...
An answer can be said
And that of course Mr Bond
Is when, I too am dead!

[Del Murder]

On that day
On that day...
We will all be deprived
But luckily for us
You are very much alive!

[Calliope]

Deprived
Deprived...
I doubt that you would be
But I've gone through that
At ages six and three!

[Del Murder]

We'll I guess
I guess...
Your Seussness helped with that
Since you have nine lives
Like a Cat in a

[Calliope]

At most
At most...
I've but seven left to go
I wonder what'll happen
And will I ever see the snow?

[Del Murder]

Snow
Snow...
You're not missing much
It's like wading through a pool
Only with more slush.