a vey odd poem by auron

[Del Murder]

But now
But now
One of your tricks went wrong
So all we can do now
Is sing the Freakazoid song!

[Calliope]

Not even
Not even...
Homeless folk can be annoyed
When the Spam Knight and his Queen
Chose to Sing about Freakazoid!

[Del Murder]

Freakazoid
Freakazoid...
That guy with crazy hair
Who became a super hero
While sitting in a chair.

[Calliope]

While sitting
While sitting...
That's something we can do!
I think I'll just sit around
Become a superhero too!

[Del Murder]

Well that's all it takes
All it takes...
To be a super mod
But if it were really true
I'd be a super god!

[Calliope]

A super god
A super god...
You needn't really be
Cos I happen to think
There's naught wrong with Tony!

[Del Murder]

Well
Well...
That's nice of you to say
But if you really got to know me
You wouldn't think that way.

[Calliope]

Well then
Well then...
If you think you don't belong
Then I say you get over here
And you can prove me wrong!

[Del Murder]

Now you tell me
You tell me...
I would have liked to be there
And I would have went to NZ
Instaed of going to Korea.

[Calliope]

In that case
In that case...
I'll tell you what to do
You can get slightly lost
And come to NZ too!

[Del Murder]

Hmm
Hmm...
I like how that sounds
And if that's being lost
Then I don't want to be found!

[Calliope]

Nicky says
Nicky says...
Tony should get lost
Put it under 'business expenses'
And so disappears the cost!

[Del Murder]

Well Tony says
Tony says...
That's not how it works
If he tried to explain it that way
His bosses would act like jerks.

[Calliope]

Stupid jerks
Stupid jerks...
Not liking this here scam
They might fold like at eoff
If you just protest with spam!

[Del Murder]

I'll bring some to work
To work...
And stuff it in their coats
And if that doesn't work
I'll stuff it down their throats!