a vey odd poem by auron

[Del Murder]

Nicky's correct
Correct...
About every point she's made
And it wouldn't be just us
Since we have a whole Brigade!

[Calliope]

Nicky wonders
Nicky wonders...
Where the Spam Brigade has been
Cos if you've got no subjects
It's pretty lonely being Queen

[Del Murder]

Nicky shouldn't worry
Shouldn't worry...
About things of that sort
Cause she'll always have
A Knight in her court.

[Calliope]

Hurrah for Nicky
For Nicky...
She never had a court
Never mind a knight
That she once tried to deport!

[Del Murder]

Don't worry
Don't worry...
About that memory getting old
For an enforcer never forgets
And knows revenge is best served cold!

[Calliope]

Pericombobulations
Pericombobulations...
Nicky's just had quite a fright
Should she fear this enforcer
Or trust this Spamful Knight?

[Del Murder]

Dear Nicky
Dear Nicky...
Don't let those fears go any further
Though Del might be an enforcer
He'd never do anything to hurt her.

[Calliope]

Silly Del
Silly Del...
No wonder he makes Britt swoon
Nicky's asked for lentil pie
He's given her the moon!

[Del Murder]

Del's happy
Happy...
But things are about to tank
Nicky needs to think up more adventures
Cause Del's drawing a blank!

[Calliope]

Del, don't worry,
Don't worry...
You can rest assured
We'll go have some adventures
With that Zingowangobird!

[Del Murder]

Del isn't worried
Isn't worried...
Or should he be?
Cause now there's some bird
Joining the spammy three.

[Calliope]

It's okay Del
It's okay...
The bird is just a ploy
To keep the eoff staff amused
While post counts we destroy

[Del Murder]

What clever plans
Clever plans...
That you and I derive
Now, thanks to our movement
I'm in the top 25!

[Calliope]

Clever plans
Clever plans...
Are nifty, although tricky
While the great Del streams ahead
What about poor Nicky?

[Del Murder]

It is true
Is true...
That Del's leaving her in tatters
But it isn't really quantity
It's amusingness that matters!