a vey odd poem by auron

[Calliope]

Exactly!
Exactly!
We're not really dense
For in our great Spamfest
Greater wit we dispense!

[Del Murder]

But it's good
It's good
That the rest aren't like we
For without the serious ones
What good can spam be?

[Calliope]

Botherations
Botherations
We may be forced to quit
According to some phrasmotic
PM's I've had with Britt!

[Del Murder]

It's weird
It's weird...
Many warnings big and small
Though none sent to Del
And he's the worst of all!

[Calliope]

None for Del
None for Del...
Maybe it's all a sham
In which case we'll continue
To spamspamspamspamspam!

[Del Murder]

And thus
And thus
Our fun will never end
Some may call it spam
But that word is just a trend.

[Calliope]

Spiced Ham
Spiced Ham...
It's really quite absurd
There's all of this commotion
Over a mere buzz word!

[Del Murder]

There is
There is...
Over this pathetic excuse for meat
Because I think many consider
Our amusing posts a treat.

[Calliope]

You're right
You're right
And though it doesn't show
When I'm phrasmotic or bored
To this thread I always go!

[Del Murder]

Me too
Me too
When my life is getting tricky
I post in this thread
And read messages from Nicky.

[Calliope]

Indeed
Indeed...
Though we'll never rival Seuss,
I'd still like to think our writings
Will always have a use!

[Del Murder]

Like Seuss
Like Seuss...
We will never be
Though you are like the Lorax
Who speaks for the trees.

[Calliope]

Maybe
Maybe...
Yes, that comparision rocks
Though I must say that normally
I'm the Studan Fox in Socks!

[Del Murder]

Either or
Either or...
Can be considered right
But what character is best
For the Spam Knight?

[Calliope]

Which character
Which character
Could the Spam Knight be?
Not Ben nor Bim nor Sam-I-Am
Could rival the spammy he!