a vey odd poem by auron

[Calliope]

Although
Although...
There's one thing to be said
With snow I can make calviny
Creatures that mess with your head!

[Del Murder]

True
True...
That would be really fun
To bad the laws of physics
Prevent it from being done.

[Calliope]

Don't you know
Don't you know...
I've studied physics too
I'll make up laws of my own
It can't be hard to do!

[Del Murder]

Uh oh
Uh oh...
This is a moment to save
Since if we ever saw the First Law of Nicky
Newton would roll in his grave.

[Calliope]

Not a chance
Not a chance...
Mr Newton would not roll
Nicky's Law would make him Sproing
Or something else not droll!

[Del Murder]

I see
I see...
I guess there's no reason to frown
Since according to Nicky's first law:
What sproings up must sproing down!

[Calliope]

Au Contraire
Au Contraire...
Your physics ain't that flash
For the law quite clearly states
What sproings up must go SMASH!

[Del Murder]

You're right
You're right
And so I will not resist
Cause I'm a much better mathematician
Than I am a 'scientist'.

[Calliope]

Maths
Maths...
I think you'd all agree
That I'm not cut out for that
Seeing 1+5 ain't three

[Del Murder]

Oh yah
Oh yah?
I should be one to talk
I can't even distinguish numbers
From an alarm clock!

[Calliope]

That reminds me
That reminds me...
According to the score
I've got a box of crackers
So take it, I'll get more!

[Del Murder]

Ah
Ah...
So that's where they've gone
I thought my roommate stole them
But you had them all along!

[Calliope]

Uh-oh
Uh-oh...
Do you mean to say
That it's because of me
Someone went homeless today?

[Del Murder]

Homeless
Homeless...
All because of Nicky
Playing a little joke
Thinking she was tricky.

[Calliope]

Nicky tricks
Nicky tricks...
Everyone she meets
Never has this caused someone
To live out on the streets!