a vey odd poem by auron

[Del Murder]

This spam
This spam...
You are so very giving
If spam were like gold
We would make a killing.

[Calliope]

There you have it
There you have it...
And it should give you chills
When you read of this here fact
That SPICED HAM REALLY KILLS!

[Del Murder]

Then
Then...
Bad thoughts fill my head
Cause any minute now
I am going to be dead.

[Calliope]

What a shame
What a shame...
You'll know what I mean,
How can you leave when
It's only page fourteen?

[Del Murder]

Of course
Of course...
I almost blundered
I won't die until
This reaches page four hundred.

[Calliope]

Very good
Very good...
To see you didn't leaved
I'd really hate so see
You'd left spammers bereaved!

[Del Murder]

In that case
In that case...
I might stick around
Although a working computer
I have not yet found.

[Calliope]

Sadly
Sadly...
I know how you feel
But you can be like me,
A computer you steal!

[Del Murder]

Perhaps
Perhaps...
Borrow I'd rather instead
Cause here stealing gets you thrown in jail
Apparently unlike NZ!

[Calliope]

Well then
Well then...
Computers you should borrow
And then I think I'll get one too
So I'll see you tommorrow!

[Del Murder]

Well
Well...
One I might be able to find
But the only problem is
It might not be at the right time.

[Calliope]

You'll find
You'll find...
To your surprised delight
That when you are a communist
That any time is right!

[Del Murder]

You see
You see...
Not a communist I are
I may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist
But I am NOT a porn star.

[Calliope]

Huh?
Huh?
A communist you are not
But then you said that you might be
Which would make you a what?

[Del Murder]

Yes
Yes...
I am a what
Something that can't be explained
Without 'if' 'and' or 'but'.