a vey odd poem by auron

[Calliope]

Hard to explain
Hard to explain...
Exactly what you are
Well it isn't really,
You're a spammar!

[Del Murder]

Spammar
Spammar...
Now I am confused
This word does not exist
Though by it I am amused.

[Calliope]

Indeed
Indeed...
That word does not exist
Just like "sulfur" and "flavor"
And others I could list!

[Del Murder]

I think
I think...
You are mocking my land
But at least where I live
I'm not surrounded by ocean and sand!

[Calliope]

Trees and surf
Trees and surf...
Is what we have around
But at least enzed's smog free
And we can see the ground!

[Del Murder]

Ground
Ground...
As long as I know it's there
At least in Los Angeles
Everyone has dry hair.

[Calliope]

Los Angeles
Los Angeles...
You people are absurd
With your accents and bad spelling
Distorting every other word!

[Del Murder]

Yah
Yah...
Correct our talking isn't
But how will you know how bad we are
If you never come to visit?

[Calliope]

I'll never know
I'll never know...
But I shouldn't really stress
Cos I can watch The Simpsons
Your behaviour I can guess!

[Del Murder]

The Simpsons
The Simpsons...
Plainly you should see
Are much much different
Than the average American family.

[Calliope]

Indeed
Indeed...
I can't really relate
When one family isn't real
But both are animate!

[Del Murder]

But all
But all...
Of our families are crazy
Mine is full of weirdos
Half of which are lazy.

[Calliope]

Thanks for that
Thanks for that...
Bit of info that you shared
So now I'll ask the question:
Are you lazy or just weird?

[Del Murder]

To answer
To answer...
The question that you wrote
I will ask my own:
Why can't I be both?

[Calliope]

The reason
The reason...
I tell you all the time
It is, quite simply
"BOTH" AND "WROTE" DON'T RHYME!