a vey odd poem by auron

[Del Murder]

Good poets
Good poets...
Don't fret over the rhyme
It's what you say that matters
So but what both wrote FASARD!

[Calliope]

I'm sorry
I'm sorry...
This reply took so long
But it's just so very hard
When you made the rhyme go wrong!

[Del Murder]

As am I
As am I
Sorry about my rhyming
But you must admit it was a good joke
Delivered with good timing.

[Calliope]

Indeed
Indeed...
I'm sure that you will find
That most of your ramblings
Are oft of that kind.

[Del Murder]

True
True...
And you will also see
That even more so
Your ramblings amuse me.

[Calliope]

la di da
la di da...
This forum is abused
But at least it distracts the spammers
And keeps the troops amused!

[Del Murder]

Amused
Amused...
It keeps us all the while
But even more than that
It makes us spammers smile.

[Calliope]

Yesiree
Yesiree...
Can't keep the spammers down
Cos we like to make the spammers smile
Even if the poor staff frown.

[Del Murder]

Frown
Frown...
That I will not allow
And if I need to enforce some good
I will start right now.

[Calliope]

Enforce
Enforce...
Which way do you stand?
Are you working for the staff
Or for the spammers' banned?

[Del Murder]

To that
To that...
I can easily reply
For I work for no one but
Me, myself and I.

[Calliope]

Indeed
Indeed...
And I'm glad for you three
Enforcey dudes hiding out
In the "lie-barry"

[Del Murder]

But us three
Us three...
No matter how hard we try
Asking him all kinds of questions
We can't get Barry to lie.

[Calliope]

Never
Never...
Will Barry a liar be,
For like one of your good guys
He'll chop down a cherry tree!

[Del Murder]

Good guys
Good guys...
Today there aren't many
Unless of course you feed their need
To make a pretty penny.