a vey odd poem by auron

[Del Murder]

Penn & Teller
Penn & Teller...
One doesn't speak, the other's a slob
As for pairs like that
I prefer Jay & Silent Bob.

[Calliope]

Jay and Bob
Jay and Bob...
Really have their quirks
Which they endeavour to make known
That crazy pair of clerks!

[Del Murder]

It's funny
It's funny...
That this pair we should mention
Cause suddenly Chasing Amy
Comes to my attention.

[Calliope]

I'm sorry
I'm sorry...
I don't know where I've been
But Chasing Amy is a movie
That I have not yet seen.

[Del Murder]

Well you should
Well you should...
See the movie that is
And you should also empty your pm box
So you can receive messages.

[Calliope]

My inbox
My inbox...
I emptied before long
But it doesn't really matter
Cos you've already gone.

[Del Murder]

You're right
You're right...
I am gone for good
So please mourn my passing
As any good friend would.

[Calliope]

Indeed
Indeed...
I shall mourn your remains
But is that before or after
These here zombies eat your brains?

[Del Murder]

If they did
If they did...
Then I'm a zombie too
So you better be careful
Else I might eat you!

[Calliope]

Don't eat me
Don't eat me...
I don't wanna be dead
So do me a favour
And go eat Towns instead.

[Del Murder]

I would love
I would love...
To do you this favor
But I'm pretty sure
BoB has no flavor.

[Calliope]

Indeed
Indeed...
Towns may have no taste
But pretend it's a BBQ
Go get some baste.

[Del Murder]

I just realized
I just realized...
What we have been doin'
And it's quite disturbing
Talking about eating human.

[Calliope]

That's okay
That's okay...
For as you may well see
This sorta talk is all okay
Cos it doesn't involve me!

[Del Murder]

You think
You think...
You may have me beaten
But I'm sure if this goes on
You too will be eaten.