a vey odd poem by auron

[Del Murder]

Ok
Ok...
She has no super power
But neither does the Batman
And he makes villians cower.

[Calliope]

You forget
You forget...
Batman's got lotsa cash
And really cool subtitles:
POW! KABLAMO! SMASH!

[Del Murder]

That's true
That's true...
Money certainly counts
Those troublesome slips of paper
That hardly weigh an ounce.

[Calliope]

But of course
But of course...
Money grows on trees
Of the type always cut down
By evil fascist McDs.

[Del Murder]

McDonald's
McDonald's...
Is evil no doubt
But there are better places anyway
Like the tasty In N' Out.

[Calliope]

Fast food
Fast food...
Made by folks who care
Pity though that In N Out
Cannot deliver here!

[Del Murder]

We've been occupied
We've been occupied...
By hamburgers and heros
And hadn't even realized
You got post five zero zero.

[Calliope]

Sorry
Sorry...
That the count escaped me
It's just I'm all confused with
Your change of personality!

[Del Murder]

I know
I know...
I'm unsure of who I am
Am I person with feeling
Or just some ball of spam?

[Calliope]

Indeed
Indeed...
Your fascade is quite lame
Can't you pretend to be yourself
Or is it not the same?

[Del Murder]

Okay
Okay...
Myself I will soon be
Just give me one final beverage
And I'll end this parody.

[Calliope]

Hurrah
Hurrah...
No more of this silly fiction
I return to find instead
You are a contradiction!

[Del Murder]

I came here
I came here...
To be put at ease one day
But much to my sadness
This thread had gone away.

[Loony BoB]

Wrap it up
Wrap it up...
Coz it'll happen again soon
But I thought I'd let you finish
(and Nicky went over the moon) >_<;;

[Del Murder]

I don't understand
I don't understand...
Have we wronged him in some way?
Or in this quiet little Corner
Is someone hurt by our play?