a vey odd poem by auron

[Calliope]

Stop it
Stop it...
Pretty easy, doncha know
All you gotta do is
Throw a turkey out your window!

[Del Murder]

Listen to you
Listen to you...
That's no way to make a living
Getting me kicked out of my family
By ruining Thanksgiving.

[Calliope]

Well well
Well well...
Some turkeys do not fly
And that is not really your fault
So you shouldn't say goodbye!

[Del Murder]

Of course
Of course...
Cause when someone's being tricky
The blame never goes to me
Always on to Nicky.

[Loony BoB]

It's true...
It's true...
Best spammer you were both in
This thread makes it understandable
I'm just glad a Kiwi did win.

[Calliope]

A kiwi
A kiwi...
Although it cannot fly
Will most undoubtably win
It doesn't have to try

[Del Murder]

A kiwi
A kiwi...
May have won this time
But I think she and her fellow kiwi
Got away with the perfect crime.

[Calliope]

That's funny
That's funny...
And you can watch me laugh
When you get kicked outta eoff
For accusing eoff staff!

[Del Murder]

Be careful
Be careful...
Of what off your tongue you let roll
Cause a few days ago
I was in control!

[Calliope]

Control
Control...
You're in control of what?
Judging from your username
You can't control squat!

[Night_Sword]

Time
Time...
For some fun
As spam ain't spam
Without its son.

[Del Murder]

It was truly
It was truly...
A morning beyond the norm
When they created
A Del Murder Forum.

[Calliope]

Del's forum
Del's forum...
Twas really just a phase
Somewhere else you can find
Where to pass the bleys

[Del Murder]

I can not find
I can not find...
That silly little thread
Maybe the answer lies
In your silly little head.

[Calliope]

I dunno
I dunno...
Where the answer is
Go and ask mr bleys
The thread is kinda his!