a vey odd poem by auron

[Del Murder]

That might
That might...
Not help out a bunch
Talking to Bleys
Since I ate him for lunch.

[Calliope]

Bother
Bother...
Not everybody reckons
That that's really what's been done
They're queuing up for seconds!

[Del Murder]

Oooh no thanks
No thanks...
I'm completely full
Now I must think
Of another prank to pull.

[Calliope]

Random things
Random things...
That life's great fury mocks
Like cats and dogs and eskimos
And exams full of rocks

[Del Murder]

Yet other things
Other things...
Life just can't explain
Like this, that, and everything else
And how to predict the rain.

[Leeza]

The rain,
The rain.
I can predict that, I'll bet.
Come to the Northwest
And you're sure to get wet.

[Calliope]

get wet
get wet...
how do you know?
christmas-time in the nor'west
does it bring the snow?

[Del Murder]

The snow
The snow...
Rarely comes to here
But our Christmas is still holly jolly
And our cups are filled with cheer.

[Calliope]

cheer
cheer...
it sounds like you oughta
try and cut down on that
and maybe stick to water!

[Del Murder]

But
But...
You want me to be dead?
Cause there's something in the water
As Spiff always said.

[Calliope]

Listen to spiff
Listen to spiff...
And your brain resigns
Don't take advice from he
Who likes the movie 'signs'!

[Del Murder]

That movie
That movie...
I have never seen
I'd rather watch Major League
With loveable Charlie Sheen.

[Calliope]

Major League
Major League...
That would probably do
Although I'm more amused
Watching "Mr Yakyuu"!

[Del Murder]

That movie
That movie...
Wouldn't help really
Neither would it's sequel
Called 'Mr. Yakme.'

[Loony BoB]

Attack!
Attack!
Die, scum, DIE!
It may be getting old,
But it still amuses I.