(Just so you know, I've had to fill this out twice now, because the damn browser locked up when I tried to send it....*smashes computer to tiny pieces for making him have to fill out this overly LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG survey AGAIN...*)
Name: Chris Davis (One of 3 Chris Davis's at my school...)
DOB: 12/17/85
Gender: Male
Location: An evil place known as Murfreesboro, TN.
Sexual Orientation: Sex? What's sex? (See answers below on love and matters related to love.)
Hair: Brown, shiny, so shiny I stare at it when I look at myself in the mirror.
Eyes: Multiple colors, i.e. Blue, green, grey (And no, I'm not joking!)
Height: 5'10" (?)
Weight: 160 (?)
Religion: None, and proud of it.
Nationality: The communist place known as the USA.
Fave..
Music Genre: Classical/Instrumental.
Band: *changes the word to composer* Uematsu.
Song: *changes the word to tune* You're Not Alone.
Album: N/A
Singer: N/A
Soundtrack: FF7, Star Wars Episode 1, Episode 2.
TV Show: Malcolm in the Middle.
Movie: Star Wars Episode 2 (As well as all the other SW movies.)
Game: FF7, Diablo 2, Shattered Kingdoms (Kick-ass MUD.)
Actor: N/A
Actress: N/A
Food: Yes.
Drink: Milk.
Quote: "Life is like a vacuum: it sucks."
Person at EoFF: Dr. Unne.
What you want your kids' names to be.
Boys: N/A
Girls: N/A
Other info: *shrug*
Fill that out please! And then this:
3 Things You Love About Your Body:
1. Nothing
2. Nothing
3. *Gets bored*
3 Things You Hate About Your Body:
1. *Gets even more bored*
2. *picks his nose*
3. *pulls out a booger and sticks it on this survey*
3 Things You Like About Your Personality:
1. Nothing
2. Nothing
3. Nothing
3 Things You Wish You Could Change About Your Personality:
1. Nothing
2. *Gets bored again*
3. *ventilates his back side*
3 Things You Would Do With A Million Dollars Cash:
1. Eat it.
2. Give it to someone who knows how to spend that kind of money.
3. Burn it.
3 Things You Never Want To Do/Have Happen To You:
1. Die a slooooooow and PAINFUL death.
2. Love someone.
3. Be loved.
3 Things you want to do/have happen to you before you die:
1. Be a perfect person from my point of view.
2. Destroy all forms of government and let anarchy rule over the entire planet, the way it should be.
3. Not to be loved.
Do you like candles? No.
Do you like incense? No.
Do you like the taste of blood? No.
Fetishes? No.
Biggest turn on?: N/A
If you could meet any one famous in the world, who and why? Yoda, so that he could teach me how to kick some ass!
What song is stuck in your head right now? N/A
Do you like stuffed animals? No.
If you could get away with it and murder anyone, who and for what reason? No one, because I don't feel like doing that. (Even though it'd be nice to kill off some overly stupid people...)
Person you wish you could be with right now? N/A
What do you want done with your body when you die? Let it get stiff and have someone use it for a game or two of Plinko on The Price is Right.
In the past 24 hours, have you:
Flashed someone? N/A
Mooned someone? Hell no.
Tried to kill yourself? Nope.
Tried to kill someone else? No...err... *runs off before someone catches him*
Told someone you hated them? No, but should have.
Told someone you loved them and didn't mean it? NO!
Taken a shower? It was a bit over 24 hours ago, so no.
Hugged someone? No.
Kissed someone? No.
Had sex? *begins to think this survey's pointless* (See answers on love and all matters related to love)
Been drunk? No.
Been high? Hell no.
Been in a fight? Yeah, and I kicked some ass! Err...I mean, no.
Sang? N/A
Danced? Only if DDR counts.
Made someone laugh? I might have...*shrugs*
Has someone else made you laugh? No.
Had a philosophical conversation? No.
Contemplated suicide? Only if stabbing myself several times with a toothpick counts.
Wished on a star? No.
Fantasized about someone? No.
Would you rather....:
Be in the Mountains or at the Beach? Neither. I'd rather be at an arcade!
Have someone break up with you or break up with someone? N/A
Be caused physical pain or cause someone physical pain? Be caused physical pain. It's fun. [/sarcasm] *prints survey out and burns it*
Be alone or with someone else? Alone.
Have you ever...:
Ever Been So Drunk You Blacked out? No.
Missed School Because It Was Raining? School was cancelled because it was raining once. Seriously!
Set Any Body Part On Fire For Amusement? No, but now that you mention it, it does sound fun...! *gets some gasoline, pours it on himself, and lights a match (WOO-HOO!)* [/sarcasm]
Kept A Secret From Everyone? All the time!
Had an imaginary friend? No, but we're all okay. [/sarcasm]
Wanted To Hook Up With A Friend? These kind of dumb questions are getting a bit redundant. NO!
Ever Cried During A Flick? No.
Ever liked a teacher? Yes. Mainly because he doesn't give a flip about the retarded rules of school, much like a NORMAL person would.
Ever Thought An Animated Character was Hot? No.
Ever Prank Called Someone? No, but I should have.
Been On Stage? Yes.
What are your/do you prefer...:
Favourite Colors? Black.
Day/Night? Night. It's harder to get caught doing things at night...err, I mean...Look! *points behind you* It's me! *runs like hell*
Favourite Kind of music? Okay, now besides some really lame questions, it now gets REDUNDANT! But I'll answer it AGAIN, one more time... Classical/Instrumental.
Lace or Satin? A jar of almonds.
Favourite Cartoon Character? Dexter.
Do You Like Scary Or Happy Movies? Neither.
Do You Like Talking To People On The phone or in
person? In person, cause if they say something you don't like, you can take them out; over the phone, what are you gonna do? Hang up on them?!
Lust Or Love? NEITHER!!!
Friendships...:
Do you Have a bf/gf? I'll bet you 5 cents you can answer this question on your own.
Who's your loudest friend? *shrugs*
Who is the shyest? *shrugs*
Who do you go to for advice? EoFF. 'Cause the people here are cool, and some of them actually give good advice.
Most Mean? *shrugs*
Most sarcastic? I'll let you answer this one too.
Have you/do you...:
Talked To Someone you have a crush on? Figure it out for yourself.
Miss someone? No.
Hugged someone you liked? A jar of almonds.
Fought With Your Parents? Yes.
Laughed Until You Cried? Yes. It's amazing how funny moogles can be...
Watched A Sunrise/Sunset? No.
Went To The Beach At Night? No.
Are you...:
Are You Happy? No.
Are You Talking To Someone Online? No.
Do you believe...:
Do you believe in God/Devil? Hahaha...no.
Do you believe in Love? No.
Do you believe in the Big Bang Theory? A lot more credible than creationism!!
Do you believe in love? ^^^^
Do you believe in soulmates? A pile of trout, if you ask me.
Do you believe in Love at first sight? Pickles.
Do you believe in Heaven? No.
Do you believe in Hell? No.
Do you believe in any of the following: Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny, The Tooth Fairy or Jesus Christ?: No. They're all rubbish.
General stuff...:
Who Named You? I did. [/sarcasm]
What Is Right Next To You? To the right: A couch, a phone, a trashcan, and a jar of almonds. To the left: A PSone with all the FF's for it, a stereo, a TV, and a jar of almonds. In front of me, a pile of trout otherwise known as a computer. Behind me: My dad's workout equipment, a big fan necessary to live in this room, and a big lamp. Above me: a ceiling that tells me what to do with my life with hidden messages and images...err, just kidding. Below me: a garage, some really cheap, annoying carpet, and a big comfy chair.
What Is You Computer Desk Made Of? Wanna-be wood. I'm not too sure what it is.
What Are The Last 4 Digits In Your phone number? None of your business! I don't want some stalker to find this information and make me sit in a comfy chair being hit with a fluffy pillow or tying me to a dish rack!! [/Monty Python]
How Many Buddies Do You Have On Your List? Technically, no one.
How's The Weather Right now: I haven't checked yet.
How do you eat Oreos? Dunk in milk, put in mouth, chew, swallow, regurgitate, swallow again, then repeat process until entire package is gone.
Are You To Shy To Ask A Girl/Guy Out? Frozen waffles.
If You Could Change Your Name, What Would It Be? Kuja Lee Highwind. Sounds cool, if you ask me.
Do You Consider Cheerleading A Sport? More of one than golf.
EoFF...:
Which forum do you visit the most? EoEO, FF7, FFT, FF9, and GC.
Do you visit the website often? Not lately (i.e., Last time I "visited" the site was sometime a year or two ago...?)
Would you say the mods did a good job? Yep.
Would you say the admins did a good job? They're the biggest bastards I've ever seen!! [/sarcasm] No, seriously folks, they kick ass.
Do you find the forum members friendly? Friendly enough for me.
Would you be interested in helping with the site? If I could be given some easy thing to do, I would.
Do you feel at home on the fora? I wouldn't bother to fill out this survey TWICE if I didn't.
Are there are any fora you would wish to see added? A forum about a jar of almonds. Or a cherry pie. That would be awesome. [/sarcasm] Actually, it's perfectly fine the way it is.
Are you for or against the merging of the artists/writers forums? I really don't care personally, but I am against it.
Other thoughts: Meh.
YEAH!! THE END!! MUHAHAHAHA!! NOW I CAN GET BACK TO RM2K!