Name: Brian
DOB: 1980
Gender: Male
Location: Pittsburgh PA
Sexual Orientation: Heterosexual
Hair: Very little
Eyes: Brown
Height: Five foot ten inches or so
Weight: 135? Haven't checked for a while
Religion: Atheist
Nationality: American

Fave..
Music Genre: Classical
Band Composer: Bach or Wagner
Song: Die Meistersinger
Album: Inapplicable
Singer: Inapplicable
Soundtrack: Inapplicable
TV Show: Simpsons
Movie: The Ten Commandments
Game: FF1
Actor: Inapplicable
Actress: Inapplicable
Food: Cucumbers, aka Food of the Gods
Drink: Green tea
Quote: Whatyagonnado
Person at EoFF: Isn't nice to pick favorites

What you want your kids' names to be.
Boys: Inapplicable, never having kids
Girls: Inapplicable

Other info:

Fill that out please! And then this:

3 Things You Love About Your Body:
1. I'm not short
2. All my fingers and toes are intact
3. I'm still breathing

3 Things You Hate About Your Body:
1. My flabbiness
2. My weakness
3. My ugliness

3 Things You Like About Your Personality:
1. I'm not too evil
2. I'm "nice"
3. I'm "smart"

3 Things You Wish You Could Change About Your Personality:
Ah, who knows.

3 Things You Would Do With A Million Dollars Cash:
1. Give it to my parents
2. But a computer and give the rest to my parents
3. Pay the rent

3 Things You Never Want To Do/Have Happen To You:
1. Die in a horribly painful manner
2. Kill someone
3. See someone I care about die

3 Things you want to do/have happen to you before you die:
1. Get a good job
2. Figure out the Meaning of Life (Yeah right)
3. Sleep a lot

Do you like candles? No
Do you like incense? No
Do you like the taste of blood? No
Fetishes? No
Biggest turn on?: Inapplicable
If you could meet any one famous in the world, (i.e: they've been on television, or in a book, movie, etc...) who and why? What's so great about famous people? I know enough people already.
What song is stuck in your head right now? None
Do you like stuffed animals? No
If you could get away with it and murder anyone, who and for what reason? No one, because it's evil
Person you wish you could be with right now? Dunno
What do you want done with your body when you die? Don't care

In the past 24 hours, have you:
Flashed someone? No
Mooned someone? No
Tried to kill yourself? No
Tried to kill someone else? These questions are dumb
Told someone you hated them? See above
Told someone you loved them and didn't mean it? No
Taken a shower? Yes
Hugged someone? No
Kissed someone? No
Had sex? No
Been drunk? I dislike these questions
Been high? See above
Been in a fight? See above
Sang? No
Danced? No
Made someone laugh? Doubtful
Has someone else made you laugh? Fraid not
Had a philosophical conversation? Depends on your definition of "philosophical" and "conversation"
Contemplated suicide? No
Wished on a star? No
Fantasized about someone? No

Would you rather....:
Be in the Mountains or at the Beach? Neither
Have someone break up with you or break up with someone? Neither
Be caused physical pain or cause someone physical pain? Neither
Be alone or with someone else? Either way

Have you ever...:
Ever Been So Drunk You Blacked out? Never
Missed School Because It Was Raining? What?
Set Any Body Part On Fire For Amusement? No
Kept A Secret From Everyone? Yes
Had an imaginary friend? No
Wanted To Hook Up With A Friend? No
Ever Cried During A Flick? No
Ever liked a teacher? Define "like"
Ever Thought An Animated Character was Hot? No
Ever Prank Called Someone? No
Been On Stage? In elementary school

What are your/do you prefer...:
Favourite Colors? Green
Day/Night? Don't care
Favourite Kind of music? Already answered this
Lace or Satin? Bwah?
Favourite Cartoon Character(s)? The Simpsons
Do You Like Scary Or Happy Movies? Neither
Do You Like Talking To People On The phone or in
person? Person
Lust Or Love? Inapplicable

Friendships...:
Do you Have a bf/gf? No
Who's your loudest friend? My friends are quiet
Who is the shyest? Who knows
Who do you go to for advice? No one
Most Mean? None of them
Most sarcastic? Who cares?

Have you/do you...:
Talked To Someone you have a crush on? No
Miss someone? Sure
Hugged someone you liked? Define "liked"
Fought With Your Parents? Yes
Laughed Until You Cried? No
Watched A Sunrise/Sunset? Probably
Went To The Beach At Night? No

Are you...:
Are You Happy? Sure
Are You Talking To Someone Online? Yes

Do you believe...:
Do you believe in God/Devil? No
Do you believe in Love? Ridiculous question
Do you believe in the Big Bang Theory? Who knows
Do you believe in love? See above
Do you believe in soulmates? No
Do you believe in Love at first sight? No
Do you believe in Heaven? No
Do you believe in Hell? No
Do you believe in any of the following: Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny, The Tooth Fairy or Jesus Christ?: No

General stuff...:
Who Named You? My parents, shouldn't that be obvious?
What Is Right Next To You? Nothing
What Is You Computer Desk Made Of? A wood-like substance
What Are The Last 4 Digits In Your phone number? Yeah right
How Many Buddies Do You Have On Your List? Plenty
How's The Weather Right now: Crappy
How do you eat Oreos? Put them in my mouth, chew, swallow, repeat
Are You Too Shy To Ask A Girl/Guy Out? Beats me
If You Could Change Your Name, What Would It Be? My name is fine
Do You Consider Cheerleading A Sport? No

EoFF...:
Which forum do you visit the most? EoEO or General Chat or FF1-4
Do you visit the website often? Yes
Would you say the mods did a good job? Yes
Would you say the admins did a good job? Yes
Do you find the forum members friendly? Sure
Would you be interested in helping with the site? No
Do you feel at home on the fora? Sure
Are there are any fora you would wish to see added? No
Are you for or against the merging of the artists/writers forums? Don't care
Other thoughts: Nothing I care to type up