Name: Kristian Lars Rafael Järventaus
DOB: 27.11.1985
Gender: Male
Location: Southeast Finland
Sexual Orientation: Post-Puberty Straight.
Hair: Brown, never coloured.
Eyes: Brown.
Height: c. 180 cm
Weight: 85-90 K
Religion: Atheist.
Nationality: Finn

Fave..
Music Genre: Celtic
Band: The Gregorian
Song: Scarborough Fair
Album: -
Singer: -
Soundtrack: FFIX.
TV Show: -
Movie: Shrek.
Game: Planescape Torment/FF/Something
Actor: Alec Baldwin *_*
Actress: -
Food: Meat pastries.
Drink: Milk.
Quote: Incendite Tenebras Mundi
Person at EoFF: Too many to put here.

What you want your kids' names to be.
Boys: Loki, Odin, Myrddin.
Girls: Tuletar, Maatar, Ilmatar, Meritär.

Other info: Toocoo birds.

Fill that out please! And then this:

3 Things You Love About Your Body:
1. My hair.
2. My hands.
3. My eyes.

3 Things You Hate About Your Body:
1. My nose is so small.
2. I'm so fat, yadda yadda yadda.
3. It's not in very good shape.

3 Things You Like About Your Personality:
1. I dunno..
2. Is there anything likeable?
3. I'm so desperate...

3 Things You Wish You Could Change About Your Personality:
1. Stupidness.
2. Toocoo birds.
3. Nothing, really >=]

3 Things You Would Do With A Million Dollars Cash:
1. Get some more.
2. New computer >=)
3. Debt.

3 Things You Never Want To Do/Have Happen To You:
1. Bugs.
2. Wrist-slashing.
3. Torture.

3 Things you want to do/have happen to you before you die:
1. Sex.
2. Money.
3. I want to write a book on the two before *_*

Do you like candles? Yes.
Do you like incense? Yes.
Do you like the taste of blood? Sometimes.
Fetishes? Naked females, as I wrote the last time I filled this >=]
Biggest turn on?: Clothes?
If you could meet any one famous in the world, (i.e: they've been on television, or in a book, movie, etc...) who and why? Terry Pratchett or Neil Gaiman.
What song is stuck in your head right now? None.
Do you like stuffed animals? I would want a raven! Not as much as a live on, though. *_*
If you could get away with it and murder anyone, who and for what reason? The Pope. I want to piss off believers >=P
Person you wish you could be with right now? None.
What do you want done with your body when you die?
I made a thread on this, read that.

In the past 24 hours, have you:
Flashed someone? No.
Mooned someone? No.
Tried to kill yourself? No.
Tried to kill someone else? No.
Told someone you hated them? No.
Told someone you loved them and didn't mean it? No.
Taken a shower? Yes.
Hugged someone? Yes.
Kissed someone? No.
Had sex? NO ;_;
Been drunk? No.
Been high? No
Been in a fight? I hit my friends because he hit me! >=O
Sang? No. We were in church. I don't sing in churches. Even if everyone else does >=P *hates church*
Danced? No.
Made someone laugh? I guess.
Has someone else made you laugh? Dunno.
Had a philosophical conversation? Naah...
Contemplated suicide? No.
Wished on a star? No.
Fantasized about someone? No.

Would you rather....:
Be in the Mountains or at the Beach? Mountains.
Have someone break up with you or break up with someone? Someone else.
Be caused physical pain or cause someone physical pain? Be caused >=| Yeah, I know, I'm weak.
Be alone or with someone else? Alone.

Have you ever...:
Ever Been So Drunk You Blacked out? No.
Missed School Because It Was Raining? No.
Set Any Body Part On Fire For Amusement? No.
Kept A Secret From Everyone? Doesn't everyone?
Had an imaginary friend? No.
Wanted To Hook Up With A Friend? Naah.
Ever Cried During A Flick? I guess.
Ever liked a teacher? As a friend? Yeah. *_*
Ever Thought An Animated Character was Hot? Hell yeah.
Ever Prank Called Someone? No.
Been On Stage? Something like that.

What are your/do you prefer...:
Favourite Colors? Red, Purple, Blue.
Day/Night? Night.
Favourite Kind of music? Celtic.
Lace or Satin? Satin.
Favourite Cartoon Character? Scrooge. *_*
Do You Like Scary Or Happy Movies? Happy.
Do You Like Talking To People On The phone or in
person? Person.
Lust Or Love? Lust.

Friendships...:
Do you Have a bf/gf? No.
Who's your loudest friend? Patrik or Leif.
Who is the shyest? Dunno.
Who do you go to for advice? Myself.
Most Mean? Patrik or Leif x_X
Most sarcastic? Leif or Patrik.

Have you/do you...:
Talked To Someone you have a crush on? Crush? Naah.
Miss someone? Naah.
Hugged someone you liked? Yeah. *_*
Fought With Your Parents? Yes.
Laughed Until You Cried? Yes, last time it happened while I read a Wyll-quote in the Quote's Out of context... Lemme quote...

Andaris: You can't feel pain right?
Wyllius: Depends really
Anaris: How so?
Bossker: He can feel my foot in his rectum.
Bossker: *shoves it up there*
Wyllius: *shoves Unne up Bossker's rectum*
Bossker: Oh god! Get it out! GET IT OUT!
Wyllius: The fun part is when Unne shakes his head.

Watched A Sunrise/Sunset? Yeah.
Went To The Beach At Night? Define beach.

Are you...:
Are You Happy? Yeah.
Are You Talking To Someone Online? Not now.

Do you believe...:
Do you believe in God/Devil? No.
Do you believe in Love? No.
Do you believe in the Big Bang Theory? It's a theory, very likely one.
Do you believe in love? Again? No.
Do you believe in soulmates? No.
Do you believe in Love at first sight? No.
Do you believe in Heaven? No.
Do you believe in Hell? Hell no.
Do you believe in any of the following: Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny, The Tooth Fairy or Jesus Christ?:
Jesus is a historical bugger.
General stuff...:
Who Named You? Dunno.
What Is Right Next To You? Another nerd. Patrik *_*
What Is You Computer Desk Made Of? Mine, or the one I use now? I think this one's plastic. The one at home is wood.
What Are The Last 4 Digits In Your phone number?
3564
How Many Buddies Do You Have On Your List?
Maany.
How's The Weather Right now:
Good.
How do you eat Oreos?
What are those?
Are You To Shy To Ask A Girl/Guy Out?
Never done that.
If You Could Change Your Name, What Would It Be?
I made a thread on this also. *_*
Do You Consider Cheerleading A Sport? I don't like sports.

EoFF...:
Which forum do you visit the most?
GC.
Do you visit the website often?
No.
Would you say the mods did a good job?
Hell yeah.
Would you say the admins did a good job?
Yes.
Do you find the forum members friendly?
More than usual
Would you be interested in helping with the site?
Naah. I don't know how to do anything.
Do you feel at home on the fora?
Hell yeah.
Are there are any fora you would wish to see added?
The Finnish forum xD :P Naah... This is fine as it is.
Are you for or against the merging of the artists/writers forums?
YES. It was my suggestion in the first place! It was MY names! xD
Other thoughts: Toocoo birds fly at night.