A little message to all the losers:

Do not feel sad or jealous at not receiving an award in this competition. There is more than one positive way to look at the outcome of this little game. One way to look at it would be: "At least I don't have to put a dismembered gold head in my signature." Another way to put it would be: "At least I didn't win - insert award here - because I didn't really want to win it." Just remember, because you didn't win the awards, there is someone out there who is better than you. Don't feel upset or disheartened at your uselessness, think positively, like me.