I find the lack of sexual descrimination in this competition disturbing. How could anyone find a male sexier then a female? They have no curves, no breasts, no flowery smell. They are square lumps. Down with males!
I find the lack of sexual descrimination in this competition disturbing. How could anyone find a male sexier then a female? They have no curves, no breasts, no flowery smell. They are square lumps. Down with males!
Shlup, you were cute, not sexy. There's a big difference there.
My money's on Skye-Chan winning this competition. She's incredibly curvy.
Thankyou for the votes, everyone. The response has been great so far. I'll tally up the results of the first round very soon.
"As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless,
uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?"
Well, I don't have my own computer with internet right now but if you want to see a picture of me, refer to the goofy picture thread or just look at my sig. I'm not too different looking than old Seanny boy down there (Connery, not Ciddie).
Hmm, babies aren't sexy, Shluppy. Luckily for you I have a thing for Melissa Joan Hart. *awaitsor
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*KF7 Soviet's his votes*
Proud to be the Unofficial Secret Illegal Enforcer of Eyes on Final Fantasy!
When I grow up, I want to go toBovineTrump University! - Ralph Wiggum
Round One Is Now Closed.
Results:
The members highlighted in bold advance to the next round. After round two, all five eventual winners will compete in a vicious 5-way brawl, which will determine the sexiest ever EoFF member. Yes, it's an unusual method of calculating votes, but a good one nonetheless. The main reason for that is so that we can get the tournament done in three rounds. I know nobody around here likes waiting, so let's get the results in quick.
Group 1
Squally Leonharty - 3
Scottie - 3
Britt - 10
Tiffiekins - 6
Dr Unne - 2
Group 2
Agent Proto - 2
Del Murder - 4
Mikztsu - 2
Cute & Dangerous - 8
Skye-Chan - 8
Group 3
edczxcvbnm - 0
Rainecloud - 10
Kawaii Ryűkishi - 8
Naitsirk - 6
Cloud of Midgar - 1
Group 4
Wyllius - 8
Tatum - 7
Loony BoB - 6
CloudDragon - 0
Red Wizard - 2
Group 5
The Man - 4
Crunchy Beverage - 3
xXGRIEVERXx 1
ShlupQuack - 9
Spatvark - 6
Right, now onto Round Two.
Again, send your votes to me in a PM, and only vote for one person in each 'Match'.
Round 2:
Match 1
Britt Vs Tiffiekins.
Match 2
Cute&Dangerous Vs Skye Chan.
Match 3
Rainecloud Vs Kawaii Ryűkishi.
Match 4
Wyllius Vs Tatum.
Match 5
ShlupQuack Vs Spatvark.
Get your votes coming in. This should prove to be interesting...
"As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless,
uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?"
Gah, I didn't make the cut. That's what I get for being an evil Rabite.
Ah well. Congrats to everyone who made the cut.
Peace
The Man
No. I have curves and a flowery smell. You're just bitter because I have no forward handicaps to contend with. *dances about freely*Originally posted by ShlupQuack
They have no curves, no breasts, no flowery smell. They are square lumps.
I have this irrestable urge to hunt Britt and throw him in a zoo. Then sell the rights of the adventure to make a musical, but that's enough of those urges.Originally posted by Britt
No. I have curves and a flowery smell. You're just bitter because I have no forward handicaps to contend with. *dances about freely*
Well done all.
Thank you for not voting for me. About time.
I agree. It's about time you lost something, Unne.
"As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless,
uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?"
Why am I not in this tournament? I mean I'd lose right away, mainly due to the huge bias that people in EoFF have,. Just wondering why I'm not in here.
I'm not so sure you should resist them, myself.Originally posted by Wyllius
I have this irrestable urge to hunt Britt and throw him in a zoo. Then sell the rights of the adventure to make a musical, but that's enough of those urges.j/k
Indeed. *gives out another round of congratulations, just because he's in a congratulatory mood*Well done all.
And Wyll: You said you weren't sexy. Gah. The evil reverse psychology trick works again!
Peace
The Man
Blast it all to hell. *bangs head Kemosabe style*
I mean....ummm...congratulations all you secksay peeps you.
*plots master plan against Shlupquack and Spatvark.....and The Man coz he got more votes*
It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything
How can James Bond lose a sexy contest?
*007's his votes*
Proud to be the Unofficial Secret Illegal Enforcer of Eyes on Final Fantasy!
When I grow up, I want to go toBovineTrump University! - Ralph Wiggum
These results have indeed been quite surprising.
Anyway, get your votes in so we can announce the winners and move on to the final round.
*Awaits*
"As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless,
uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?"
I think that Group 2 had by far the heaviest competition of any group in the contest, as everyone in that group could honestly be described as insanely sexy. I myself voted for the two girls in it in the first round, 'cuz, y'know, I'm more attracted to girls, being a heterosexual guy and all. And I have to say the two girls in that group are amongst the cutest at EoFF.
Meh, woteva. I'm not complainin'. It was a great idea, Rainey.
Peace
The Man
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