Originally posted by edczxcvbnm
I am so DAAAAAAAAAMN sexay because I have muscles to size of the rocky mountains and I have beautiful hair that has the magical ability to be seen as what ever a person thinks the sexiest hair style is for me.

I have really tight leather pants to show off my great ass *bends over*

I have a 25 foot dick that is 8 feet wide.

These are the reasons I am the sexiest member here!
"No! No! I am... NOT an animal.... I am.... A... HUMAAN..." >=P