How about The Enforcer vs. The Man?
First person to drop "swoons." And no kicking (EDIT: or tripping) one's opponent. Add those two rules, and I'll play.
Peace
The Man
How about The Enforcer vs. The Man?
First person to drop "swoons." And no kicking (EDIT: or tripping) one's opponent. Add those two rules, and I'll play.
Peace
The Man
Agreed. As long as 'swoons' means 'dies and can never post again'. j/k.
Rules agreed to! Start up the music!
Proud to be the Unofficial Secret Illegal Enforcer of Eyes on Final Fantasy!
When I grow up, I want to go toBovineTrump University! - Ralph Wiggum
Must...help..buddy.
*enforces Del*
But wait... must help...other buddy.
*enforces The Man*
But wait can't help both buddies. Must figure compromise to not help both. Idea thought of. *kicks Del and The Man and runs like hell back to his corner*
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I'm dancing. Oh yeah. Yeah, baby, yeah!
Edit: I have a spectacular sense of balance. *does not fall from Bahamut's kicks*
Peace
The Man
1K post *dances*
[commentator] This looks to be no easy dance folks; on one side we have the Enforcer, with his conniving schemes and woman attracting charisma he's a threat to anyone on the dance floor. On the other side we have The Man; one who will always abide by the rules but some mean dance-moves that he can pull out at any time. Who's gonna win? Were gonna see in just a little while.[/commentator]
"Faris, Calvin; you don't seem to understand! This is not a thread about homosexuality! Girls can love Barret! Guys can love Barret! It's not gay! Barret's love is beyond any form of gay-ness. It is transcendent; like the sun and moon and stars! It's like loving God! Would you say a boy who loves God is gay? That's what I thought!
So please, don't fight. Just spead the love! And the Barret sexyness. RAWR! =D~"
- Linxiaotuzi
*does the funky chicken*
Beat that!
Proud to be the Unofficial Secret Illegal Enforcer of Eyes on Final Fantasy!
When I grow up, I want to go toBovineTrump University! - Ralph Wiggum
Meh. *limbos that damn good*
Peace
The Man
*shoves the terrible dancing of The Man, and the Enforcer away* *break dances* *cabbage patches* *mash potato* *twist* *strange egyptian style dancing* *flex* *smooch* *spin* *michael jackson* *Tori Amos(don't ask)* *Punch *kick* *backflip* *sexy smile* *wins*
*über-moonwalk*
*sexy thrusts*
*wiggles hips*
*wins more*
Peace
The Man
Always a thorn in my side, eh Darth Hermit?
*tangos, Bond-style*
Proud to be the Unofficial Secret Illegal Enforcer of Eyes on Final Fantasy!
When I grow up, I want to go toBovineTrump University! - Ralph Wiggum
*dances sexily, supported by these four lovely women*
*decimates Del Bond*
Hmm..I didn't think it would come to this. [playsong]Duel of the Fates[/playsong] *Pulls a lightsaber out of his fro, and abruptly stabs through Del Bond's heart, ending his miserable enforcer life* You don't know the power of Deforce! Only Del Murder can handle me now! *stalks off back to his corner, Darth Vader styley, and procedes to make out with Tatum*
I hear The Man can be a formidable adversary as well. He even harnesses *gasp* the power of the Black Rabite.
Watch your back, Ferenan. :evilking:
Peace
The Man
*Eyes turn into hearts*
Ferenan am my's hero.
Must...keep...dancing...with...lightsaber...through...chest.
Akk!!
*falls to one knee* *loses*
Akk!!
Et tu Hermie? Then fall, Bond!
*dies*
Proud to be the Unofficial Secret Illegal Enforcer of Eyes on Final Fantasy!
When I grow up, I want to go toBovineTrump University! - Ralph Wiggum
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