Maybe I should become Lukeman Skywalker. Somehow, that doesn't have the same ring to it, though.

I had to exact my vengeance on the killer of my Dance Enforce partner, do you hear me? Now how am I going to wholeheartedly huggle my ladies with only one arm? Drat you!

Blarg. If Luke can get women to stay in love with him when he only has one arm, then I can get women to fall in love with me, the official EoFF Ladies' Man, with only one arm. I shall triumph!

Peace
The Man