Does this mean I win?
It's funny how the EoFF Ladies' Man isn't actually dancing with any ladies... oh wait. *looks at the four lovely women surrounding him* Ooh yeah.
*draws his own lightsaber and stabs Ferenan Obi-Wan style just for good measure, then sproings off with Tatum just because he can*
Peace
The Man
MASTER DEL!!!!
*pulls out lightbeam sword TM * Prepare to die you bad person you. *dual of the fates plays* *stands there akwardly waiting for you to finsh making out with Tatum*
Uhh are you gonna be done anythime soon? Or should we just do this like tomarrow or something? Or maybe I could just kill you now while you make out. Whichever works for you. *stands there whisteling*
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Ah, screw it. I, Obi-Wan Manobi, am here to avenge Qui-Bond Jinn's death at the hands of you, Darth Hermit Maul. *stabs you, careful not to hurt Tatum in the process, and takes her when he leaves*
Tatum, wanna dance?*gets slapped*
Damn.
Peace
The Man
Drat you. I wanted to defeat him in my cool beamsaberlightness sword of death. Well drat you. I really badon people that take my kills. *cuts The Man's arm off* There we're even.
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Maybe I should become Lukeman Skywalker. Somehow, that doesn't have the same ring to it, though.
I had to exact my vengeance on the killer of my Dance Enforce partner, do you hear me? Now how am I going to wholeheartedly huggle my ladies with only one arm? Drat you!
Blarg. If Luke can get women to stay in love with him when he only has one arm, then I can get women to fall in love with me, the official EoFF Ladies' Man, with only one arm. I shall triumph!
Peace
The Man
*Somehow manages to revive Ferenan as if by Magic then grabs him by the arm and speeds out of here*
O.o" the revival powers were a one-time only, the user probably dies a short while later...[/drama]... just kidding.
Drat! He escapes! And now they're probably going tohave sextoo! [/jealousy]
Oh well. I'll get you yet, Darth Hermit!
Peace
The Man
I'm gone for 30 minutes... then this?
*Tranquilises The Man, Bahamut2000X, Ferenan and Del Bond (not that he needs it =P)*
Lets all get back to a normal prom shall we? *dances and falls over Dels head which is strangely ditached from his body*
"Faris, Calvin; you don't seem to understand! This is not a thread about homosexuality! Girls can love Barret! Guys can love Barret! It's not gay! Barret's love is beyond any form of gay-ness. It is transcendent; like the sun and moon and stars! It's like loving God! Would you say a boy who loves God is gay? That's what I thought!
So please, don't fight. Just spead the love! And the Barret sexyness. RAWR! =D~"
- Linxiaotuzi
*continues dancing like the ladies' man he apparently is*
Peace
The Man
*throws giant talking M&Ms at YOU*
*Recovers from tranqulizers* Where am I? Who am I? What are you? What am I? Who are you? Ah screw this amnesia. *eats the snack bar*
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*is back*
Welcome back Del Murder! That Bond guy was something else, wasn't he?
*patiently awaits his date's arrival so they canspamdancespam together*
Proud to be the Unofficial Secret Illegal Enforcer of Eyes on Final Fantasy!
When I grow up, I want to go toBovineTrump University! - Ralph Wiggum
*is now the One-Armed Man. And apparently, is being bombarded by giant talking M&Ms*
Mm... Chauntell, you pretty thang, I really want to dance with you...
Peace
The Man
Im back. Just finished my hangover, plus I dont smell like fish anymore. : ).
You killed my wife, didn't you?Originally posted by The Man
*is now the One-Armed Man. And apparently, is being bombarded by giant talking M&Ms*
Proud to be the Unofficial Secret Illegal Enforcer of Eyes on Final Fantasy!
When I grow up, I want to go toBovineTrump University! - Ralph Wiggum
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