The Eyes on Final Fantasy Prom. Closed.

[Shlup]

This is getting scary.

Didn't anyone here acctually go to a real prom? This isn't how it's supposed to go! There's supposed to be gambling for paper money, alcoholic drinks without any alcohol, and an hour and a half line for pictures.

[Ally]

The best *hic* night of my life. I'll never forget it. *hic*

[The Man]

A night to *hic* cherish and remember for the *hic* rest of eternity.

Want to *hic* waltz, Ally? *hic*

*waltzes*

Peace
The Man

[Calliope]

yeah mandee!

and when you're waiting for pictures half the people in your group get bored and conveniently go to dance/drink/burn things/use the helium balloons to talk like donald duck/protest against the fur wearing fascists/etc to avoid being in the photo.

that's it. *inhales some helium*

quack quack quack!

[Del Murder]

*stands in line to get his picture taken with his Spam Queen and the Spam Princess*

[Ally]

I didn't go to my junior prom...maybe I'll go next year. I don't know if it'll be as much fun as this, though. ;D

*hic*
*waltzes*

[The Man]

Oh, love, it *hic* won't be.

*sweeps Ally off her feet*

Peace
The Man

[Calliope]

quack! quack quack quack! *clickety*

[Del Murder]

*is still in line*

[Calliope]

quack quack quack...*helium wears off*

Come now Tony, funny hats need documenting! Mandee, hurry up! okay. Now, Mandee, you make your eyes go red in the photo, and Del, you look at your shoes, and I'll sneeze. There, now we can take a photo. Wait, there's enough time to get a couple of drunkards in, Al, Man, you'll do. There...3...2..1...*sneezes* *clickety*

Done!

[The Man]

Whee, we *hic* have a picture of us together! *hic*

Peace
The Man *hic*

[Ally]

*is swept off her feet* ~_~ *dreamy sigh*

*hides from the camera*

[Del Murder]

*looks at his shoes*

Hey, they're black. Neato.

[Calliope]

Neato. Goodo. Franco...*runs*

[Del Murder]

I'll Tony your Franco.