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    mr_rocko321: As the old saying goes;
    mr_rocko321: "If you had a date before, your likely to get one again."
    appoefaiwie: what the heck?! that's not an old saying!
    mr_rocko321: well, it's true though
    appoefaiwie: XDDDDD what the heck? QUOTE!
    mr_rocko321: well, I just made it up..hehe

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    I actually went through this ordering a meal today at McDonalds...

    Me: 'Could I have a McChicken Premiere meal please?' I asked. She was about to say something but I cut her out by accident. 'And a Lion Bar Mcflurry.'
    Woman: 'To drink?'
    Me: 'Err, could I have a McFlurry?'
    Woman: 'To drink?' This time she did hand movements.
    Me: 'Err, no, I would like a Mcflurry…. You can’t drink a Mcflurry can you?'
    Woman: 'To drink?'
    Me: 'Uh, I want a Mcflurry ICE—CREAM…' I emphasised the "ice-cream”, how can you drink an ice-cream? O-o
    Woman: 'To drink?' This time she brought an empty cup over and pretended to drink it.
    Me: 'Oh, you mean what drink would I like with my meal!? Oh, Coke please.' I had to contain my laughter, the people behind me were laughing as well, I couldn’t tell at me or the woman serving me.
    Woman: 'Okie, (with that accent, she was Swedish or something *shrugs*) £4.45 please…'

    That was the dumbest order I’d ever witnessed... I have another quote from that day too, but I post that later =P
    Last edited by James Latimer Cockney Rebel; 08-29-2002 at 10:14 PM.
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    So please, don't fight. Just spead the love! And the Barret sexyness. RAWR! =D~"

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    f43719£4.45 for a Chicken Premier meal and a McFlurry, you sure she wasn't pulling your leg.
    f43719Lion bar McFlurry!! What's it like.

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    I couldn't remember the price so I just made it up, thinking about it though I hope she didn't rip me off... =O Lion Bar Mcflurry's yummy, best one in my opinion, I've only seen it (and Dime bar one) in that McDonalds and the one's in France though O_o

    Since I'm posting again... another quote! >=D (I'm copying and pasting it from my LJ because I'm lazy)
    This was part of a series of windups me and my friends were doing in many shops. Here's one of them. (edit: this is not BoBBo Daniel =P)

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    I watched Daniel from a few meters away, while he went up to one of the shop assistants in the "Everything's 99p!" store.

    "Hello, er, how much is this drink, it has no price tag." Daniel said as he pulled the nearest object to him.
    "Everything’s 99p, read the shop sign" The woman replied angrily.
    "Even this... drink?"
    "Yes it is, everything’s 99p."
    "Ok, so this pack of biscuits is 99p too?"
    "Yes, it is..." She was becoming angrier.
    "How about if I buy 5 drinks, is it 99p for all of them?
    "No, everything in the store is 99p each."
    "But I thought it meant that everything in the store together is 99p, that's misleading advertising"
    "Well I don't care, everything here is 99p each, gottit?" She was ready to explode.
    "So even 5 packs of biscuits are 99p?"
    "For Gods sake!!! Just buy any damn thing you want. It's 99 bloody pence EACH!!!" She yelled, causing the dozens of people in the shop to stare at her.
    "I think I've changed my mind, this shop is a rip-off." Daniel said equally as loud.
    The woman said something under her breath while Daniel walked away coolly. I was sitting down crying quietly in laughter.
    "Oh my god, that was the funniest thing ever..." I wiped my tears and got up with help of two of the three girls that were also laughing.

    ---
    Last edited by James Latimer Cockney Rebel; 08-29-2002 at 10:31 PM.
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    "Faris, Calvin; you don't seem to understand! This is not a thread about homosexuality! Girls can love Barret! Guys can love Barret! It's not gay! Barret's love is beyond any form of gay-ness. It is transcendent; like the sun and moon and stars! It's like loving God! Would you say a boy who loves God is gay? That's what I thought!

    So please, don't fight. Just spead the love! And the Barret sexyness. RAWR! =D~"

    - Linxiaotuzi

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    Originally posted by Rydia of Mist
    xDMano: *rides on you* On forth Mäjkey!
    Rydia of Mist: That sounded really, REALLY wrong, Proto.
    xDMano: I'm terribly sorry. *gets off and dusts self* I feel dirty all of a sudden.
    Rydia of Mist: Me too, Jiffy. Me too.
    That sounded like a bad soap operah.

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    I chew on stuff or try to eat/drink something. I've just always got to have something in my mouth *prepares to be quoted out of context*

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