[20:38] {Del_Snizz} Self, remember that paper mill I owned in Boston in the late 18th century?
[20:39] {Ferenan} ...
[20:39] {Chickencha} My memory's a little fuzzy, but yes.
[20:39] {Chickencha} Yes I do.
[20:39] {Dinriu} hmm
[20:39] {Del_Snizz} Can I tell me how I was growing flax in Ireland at the same time?
[20:40] {RyuKishi} So, how many kids did you kill with your Mill Snizz?
[20:40] {Ferenan} *confusion*
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[20:40] {Chickencha} I...er...it has to do with...uh...*runs*
[20:40] {Del_Snizz} Several thousand, easily.
[20:40] {Del_Snizz} Exactly as I suspected.
[20:40] {Kane} Oh dear.
[20:40] {Dinriu} so have any of you tried that ceral honey bunches of oats with strawberries?
[20:40] {Kane} Thats a lot of dead kids.
[20:40] {Kane} What'd you do with the bodies?
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[20:41] {RyuKishi} tisk tisk Snizz, not nearly enough
[20:41] {Dinriu} wait wait wait...I think SNL is on
[20:41] {Del_Snizz} That's what my special parchment was made of.
[20:41] {RyuKishi} I think you should have at least maimed a 10,000 or so, and then shot them and hidden the bodies
[20:42] {Kane} What was the parchment made of?
[20:42] {RyuKishi} *dies*
[20:42] {Chickencha} I did. But first I made them work in my sweatshop for a few months.
[20:42] {Dinriu} woot
[20:42] {Del_Snizz} Too much work, especially when my gun cabinet contained only muzzle-loaders.
[20:42] {Dinriu} it is on!
[20:42] {RyuKishi} true
[20:43] {RyuKishi} hmm..I might have some of that Kiddie paper lying around somewhere...
[20:44] {Del_Snizz} You probably do. It's very durable.
[20:44] {RyuKishi} not as good as Oyez-Wove (made from 21 year old sex addicts)
[20:45] {RyuKishi} now thats TRULY durable
[20:45] {Del_Snizz} Well, we didn't have that technology back in 1796.

*3 minute space of garbage*

[20:48] {Del_Snizz} Yeah, back when memory lane was paved with cobblestones.
[20:48] {RyuKishi} I remember it when it was only Mud with grass at the sides!
[20:48] {RyuKishi} when the ground stuck to your feet, and to your ribs when you ate it!
[20:49] {Dinriu} ...
[20:49] {Del_Snizz} Ah, yes. The ol' ground-eatin' days.
[20:49] {Dinriu} gotta love that mud