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    I couldn't remember the price so I just made it up, thinking about it though I hope she didn't rip me off... =O Lion Bar Mcflurry's yummy, best one in my opinion, I've only seen it (and Dime bar one) in that McDonalds and the one's in France though O_o

    Since I'm posting again... another quote! >=D (I'm copying and pasting it from my LJ because I'm lazy)
    This was part of a series of windups me and my friends were doing in many shops. Here's one of them. (edit: this is not BoBBo Daniel =P)

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    I watched Daniel from a few meters away, while he went up to one of the shop assistants in the "Everything's 99p!" store.

    "Hello, er, how much is this drink, it has no price tag." Daniel said as he pulled the nearest object to him.
    "Everything’s 99p, read the shop sign" The woman replied angrily.
    "Even this... drink?"
    "Yes it is, everything’s 99p."
    "Ok, so this pack of biscuits is 99p too?"
    "Yes, it is..." She was becoming angrier.
    "How about if I buy 5 drinks, is it 99p for all of them?
    "No, everything in the store is 99p each."
    "But I thought it meant that everything in the store together is 99p, that's misleading advertising"
    "Well I don't care, everything here is 99p each, gottit?" She was ready to explode.
    "So even 5 packs of biscuits are 99p?"
    "For Gods sake!!! Just buy any damn thing you want. It's 99 bloody pence EACH!!!" She yelled, causing the dozens of people in the shop to stare at her.
    "I think I've changed my mind, this shop is a rip-off." Daniel said equally as loud.
    The woman said something under her breath while Daniel walked away coolly. I was sitting down crying quietly in laughter.
    "Oh my god, that was the funniest thing ever..." I wiped my tears and got up with help of two of the three girls that were also laughing.

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    Last edited by James Latimer Cockney Rebel; 08-29-2002 at 10:31 PM.
    That's really my hair.

    "Faris, Calvin; you don't seem to understand! This is not a thread about homosexuality! Girls can love Barret! Guys can love Barret! It's not gay! Barret's love is beyond any form of gay-ness. It is transcendent; like the sun and moon and stars! It's like loving God! Would you say a boy who loves God is gay? That's what I thought!

    So please, don't fight. Just spead the love! And the Barret sexyness. RAWR! =D~"

    - Linxiaotuzi

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