*My girlfriend Kristen and I, part of a conversation over the phone

Kristen: He's like a dragon. If you want to get him off your back, you have to throw club sandwiches at him. . .
Me: (laughing) What? Say that again?
Kristen: (laughing) I said he's . . .kinda like a dragon. If you want to get him off your back, you have to throw club sandwiches at him!
Me: Wait, wait. Just a club sandwich?
Kristen: No, babe. I said club SANDWICHES. (laughing) More than one.